

Sparkstan enacts martial law
In the Year of our Lord 1997 on 24th December, the rabble-rousers of the serfs decided to establish a totalitarian military dictatorship over the motherland, enabling the military to spend what the serfs stole from us, and in fact have total control over the country. This is exactly the kind of thing we fight to avoid.
We also denounce the attempts of the Marina Soviet Republic to enable the ravenous stupor of the serfs. As the people of Marina are themselves under stupor, we expected nothing less, but the nature of their support is unexpected. We continue to advance, freeing the country behind us. With the declaration of a totalitarian military dictatorship, it is clear to us that victory is inevitable.
We march to save the country! For Sparkstan!
- Press release of the Noble Action Corps