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My (27M) friend (27M) got me a 1 lbs. bottle of concentrated Red-40 for my birthday. It’s stupid, I have no idea how to use it, no need for it, but it’s ridiculous and hilarious.

What would you follow that up with for his November birthday? I’ve already thought of: 20ft. Wavy arm tube man (okay), and a 3in. cube of uranium (better). Thoughts/ideas?