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In order for it to count, he must say ''I am'' or ''we are'' followed by a noun. adjectives like ''blind'' don't count, unless they are reffering to another noun. He must strictly talk in present tense. Future tense or past tense doesn't count, unless if it is reallyyyy obvious because of the title. example: Helpless Child and Your Property. If it is sung by Jarboe, Karen O, Jennifer Gira, Dan Matz or just anyone except him, it doesn't count.

Cop:

1. Your Property

Greed:

1. Your stupid child

Holy Money:

1. A coward

Children of God

1. A Man
2. A small man
3. His first and only child
4. His only true love
5. His only real love
6. A dead man
7. A cold dead man
8. Child of God

The Burning World

1. A Lonely Child

The Great Annihilator:

1. The Sun
2. The Light
3. The Dog

Soundtracks For The Blind

1. A Helpless Child
2. Your Property

New Mother:

1. The Secret Sharer
2. Your New Mother Beginning
3. A stranger in your stomach
4. Just your servant
5. The handsome angel
6. The saint that falls
7. The Child that brought us shame
8. The Child that none of us know
9. The revenant black saint

How I loved you:

1. Your mute cousin
2. Your mute wife
3. your stupid child

We Are Him:

1. My Brother's man
2. The God of this fucking land
3. Him

My Father Will Guide Me Up A Rope To The Sky

1. The Saint

To Be Kind

1. Just a little boy
2. Nothing
3. No one
4. Your girl
5. Your son

The Glowing Man:

1. Joseph
2. a glowing man
3. a growing man
4. a nothing man

Leaving Meaning.

1. The hanging man
2. a dog
3. NOT! (just kidding. this is a drag to write)
4. water
5. your vessel
6. the avatar of your semen
7. your child again again
8. your sister

The Beggar

1. Just Empty Skin (don't know if this counts)
2. the stranger in your mirror
3. a glove without a hand
4. a body gently spinning
5. an empty vessel ringing
6. the poem that was written
7. the shithead unforgiven
8. an insect on your bedclothes
9. the slaughter at your altar
10. Your supplicant
11. your whore
12. the man who drags his chains

Birthing

1. The Mother of our daughter
2. my mother going under
3. The best fucking fuck you never will have
4. a tower (duhh)
5. the last man left
6. the power of mind
7. a kingdom of one
8. the end of time
9. a lamb
10. a kitten
11. a tiny pink puddle

So, we can finally conclude that Michael Gira has called himself at least 68 different things across a career from around 45 years. This ended up being really boring to do and I really hope this post doesn't fail.