u/AETERN4mLEGEN

I didn't know that the fucking Mira window was broken so I tried to look at the enemies, ended up getting killed. Mira players are dumber than I thought, the mira on my team also placed two windows on the same wall. Seriously, why do I always get these teammates when I'm tryna rank up?

I've already reached Gold 1 and I'm about to rank up but lost the match. I tried to play some more matches but lost, now I'm back to Gold 2. It's feels like the universe itself is conspiring against me. (image unrelated)

I don't even have sound cues but the enemy can somehow hear my heartbeat and find exactly where I am, there are no cams outside btw.

For some reason, it always feels like the enemy has plot armor. They can't be hit, they survive if they get hit, they have eyes at the back of their heads, and the timing is always shit.

These motherfuckers be moving like noobs but somehow have godlike aim. I can't tell anymore if they're bots or cheaters.

If you spam aim on Glaz while reloading, this happens.

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My loadout is kinda weird.

When in quick match my ping is fine, but then it suddenly spikes the fuck up when I'm in ranked. It's like the universe itself wants to keep me down.

Now I know why I keep dying to them... I'm distracted...

Bro looks so fucking intimidating in Siege, he looks just like a Russian sniper who would talk casually with his buddies after sliming you out. Mobile removed his mask and face paint and they gave him brighter colors, now he looks like that one cool uncle who only shows up on holidays.

Help, what did Hibana do to him? Why is he speaking Japanese?

Ubisoft really fixed him in the update, now he's a solid operator.