u/AesirVanir

Sup douchebags,

Last offseason we created the best shit talking flair up bot on the site. Time to revamp the insults or keep them the same. Every 3-4 days I will put up 3 insults to be replaced. The top 3 comments will become the new 3 insults up for replacement.

The rules are simple:

They must be reddit TOS friendly.
Images / gif's are not allowed by reddit for the Automoderator response.
The responses must comply with the subreddit rules.
You can resubmit the exact same insult up for replacement. Only the top 3 comments will be selected, if a duplicate is selected we will keep the original.
The mod team holds discretion for the final selection; last season there was a fuss because there was a tie for 3rd and we selected the more original insult.

The topics will be the same, the order they're selected will be the same. You can check my post history for ideas from previous threads.

#The full list from the 2025 insult contest:

Why don’t you make like your herpes and flair up. /u/IWMSvendor
Flair up, pussy! /u/i_run_from_problems
Flair up so we can tell if you’re inbred, in prison, worship a blue horse, don’t exist, or shouldn’t be here. /u/Peytonhawk
Want to double the number of Chargers fans instantly? Flair up! /u/pandaplayr73
Flair up. The 12 depressed people in the corner want to know if you're one of them. /u/i_run_from_problems
You have the same amount of flairs as the chargers have Superbowls! Flair up, bitch! /u/MetaVulture
Lack of flair? Blo Dix. /u/MetaVulture
Gordon Ramsay says Flair up, YOU FUCKING DONKEY /u/reddottor2
Broncos fans think miracle whip is spicy, flair up /u/budzene
AFCWMW Statute §12-548 states that you must: 1. Flair up Pussy. 2. If you can not flair up one will be assigned to you 3. Any flair/comments can and will be used against you in AFCWMW /u/Wyden_long
Your comment seems to be as irrelevant as the Raiders this season. Go ahead and choose their flair. /u/Mindless-Limit-3058
Make like Al Davis in Hell and Flair Up. /u/15InchDickert
If you were any more inbred, you’d be a sandwich. Now flair the fuck up! /u/IWMSvendor
Just because you live in a trailer park doesn’t mean you have to act like it. Flair up! /u/Peytonhawk
Lack of flair infraction, 100 yard penalty, execution at Arrowhead at 16:00 in front of Lord Mahomes. /u/MetaVulture
Flair up, so we know which lesser division you're trying to invade from. /u/ReverendLoki
You're no QB. Flair up if you want us to receive your shit throw. /u/Kcfrank91
Flair up or we're putting you out there at QB with a RB at center and no one else. /u/Can_Haz_Cheezburger
Have you considered not being a flairless piece of shit? /u/Malcolm_Y
Even Raiders fans know to flair up, and they cant even read. /u/JadeHellbringer
Look at you, creeping in here like a thief in the night, scratching out the mad utterings of a mewling quim. Hiding amongst the shadows as you befoul the AFC Best with your presence, lacking even the common decency to cover your shame with any flair at all. That may fly in whatever meme war gutter you regularly haunt, but here, buddy, you better flair up. /u/ReverendLoki
Your flair has just as many football teams as San Diego. /u/Peytonhawk
Flair up so you too can be a child of Philip Rivers /u/PandaPlayr73
Dodge Charger, phone charger, or LA Charger? Who cares, no flair. /u/Kcfrank91
Only Bo-lievers who have flair will make it to the kingdom of Blucifer when they die. Flair thyself, and be judged on the river Nix. /u/MetaVulture
If Bo can play at his advanced age then you can probably figure out how to flair up, Grandpa /u/derelictllama
Posting without flair is like jerking off with horse glue, a sticky situation. Lube up for the Meme War! /u/nixboner
You have the right to flair the fuck up. Anything you say can and will be used against you per your flair. You have the right to shut the fuck up if you're not flaired. You have the right to get fucked without a flair. If you cannot flair, your opinion is invalid. If you decide to bitch and moan, you can go fuck yourself and flair up. /u/AesirVanir
Your lack of flair is almost as bad as Mark Davis' haircut. Don't be like Mark. Flair up! /u/UmbraTitan
All inmates are required to wear a flair at all times. Failure to comply may result in an extended sentence. /u/Peytonhawk
Taylor Swift demands that we sacrifice a person every hour. Flair up if you don’t want to be selected next. /u/Peytonhawk
Kelce can't read and even he's upset you aren't flaired /u/derelictllama
“Ahshsb jajs sbsjons adorq no flair bamweons nsjcj.” - Travis Kelce /u/Wyden_long

First 3 of 36 up for replacement:

Generic Responses, only 3 will be selected, post only 1 at a time

Why don’t you make like your herpes and flair up. /u/IWMSvendor
Flair up, pussy! /u/i_run_from_problems
Flair up so we can tell if you’re inbred, in prison, worship a blue horse, don’t exist, or shouldn’t be here. /u/Peytonhawk

I'll figure out how to credit the original authors if some of these insults are kept the same.

Final decision will be 48 hours after this post for the top 3.

Cheers,

Your Hateful Council

Fuck you, Flair Up Contest 2026 pt 1. 3/36 - Generic Fucks