u/Affectionate-Tour-0

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Ugeni Jijini

I've heard the "kwani we ni mgeni town?" thing a lot this week na It's got me really wondering where we're headed as a society, if at all the goons are what is setting the direction and pace.

I personally hate town. I won't go unless I really have to. How will we ever walk every street in Nairobi the same way you'd confidently walk in Tokyo or Copenhagen? Certainly not by reacting and adapting to the latest thug strategies! Idk what would be a more constructive and actionable conversation to have but this one seems too defeatist for me

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u/Affectionate-Tour-0 — 7 days ago
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Just got robbed

Guys mambo, it's been a while since I had content. A group of young, zelous toxic lyrically-looking fellas made sure I had something to write today. 😂Thank god for them I guess.

So, basically waliniangusha kama gunia ya waru in broad daylight (16:16 to be exact. I know cause I was late for a lab session) and beat the phone out of me. That was fun. The phone in question? A REDMI 12. Ebu imagine. Ningepasuka kichwa cause of absolute nonsense. Also, kindly guys niambieni how I can secure my stuff like google accounts and mpesa so I can check stuff off. My mind is still all over the place.

Did i mention I got up, run after them all while screaming. Unlike our friends, too bad I don't own a senke. I'm full of rage btw in case it isn't clear from my tone. I've never felt so defenceless. I feel like, at least ningemanage kupiga msee bare, I wouldn't feel as rage-baited as I do rn.

I officially hate gang activity. Sorry guys, looks like I'm one of Sansez now. Sijui nani atanifunza Kung fu ama sijui ndo tai kwo ndo (i've absolutely butchered that spelling, possibly others. Just need to vent and get on with my evening).

I might be making progressively psychotic posts ast the night goes on. Mantra saahii n "good things will come out of this" na "all things are working for my good". Send help! Lakini fr send thoughts, prayers, encouragement, maybe a katununu so I don't miss my exams. Thanks for listening. You're an absolute angel!

EDIT: I'm a girl. 5'7, but still a female presenting, XX, full blooded lady. For context of course.

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u/Affectionate-Tour-0 — 9 days ago