Operation: Heads Will Roll (Part 12)
(After the deaths of Osamu and Amaiya. Yori's husband - Kimoto)
“Two days until the end of the trial”
As Kimoto headed toward the bar, he thought to himself: “Things are going even better than I anticipated. Soon I’ll finally fulfill that long-held dream—the very one I never managed to achieve before. But I worry: if Haru sniffs this out, he’ll spill everything to the family right away. Thankfully, I’ve got a few more tricks up my sleeve for exactly that scenario, and I even know who will help me.”
At that moment, Kimoto stepped over the threshold of the bar. Hardly had he entered when Akari spotted him and loudly announced to everyone present:
“Attention, gentlemen, warriors, and sorry drunks!”
“I’m not a drunk,” grumbled one yokai, then promptly collapsed face-first onto the table with a dull thud.
“Before you stands the yokai who outwitted Fumiko herself!” Akari continued triumphantly. “The King of Harlequins—Kimoto!”
Kimoto gave an exaggerated bow:
“Thank you, thank you, gentlemen.”
“Since you claim you fooled her, then prove it,” the bartender said sternly from behind the counter.
Without wasting words, Kimoto calmly pulled out his phone and played a video recording of the morning prank he had played on Fumiko. The yokai gathered at the bar watched the screen in horror, frozen in place. The next moment, the bartender suddenly leaped over the counter, grabbed Kimoto fiercely by the throat, and began choking him violently.
Kimoto smirked cynically, barely managing a rasp:
“Wow... you’ve got quite a grip.”
“Why’d you pin this on Haru, you bastard?!” the furious bartender growled. “All for a dumb prank?! Because of you, the castle guards will be ready to slaughter us all!”
At that instant, Akari swiftly raised one of her sharp spider-like legs and jabbed it right at the bartender’s Adam’s apple, her voice icy as she said:
“Calm down, it’s only a dummy.”
“Yeah,” Kimoto added as the grip loosened. “The real Haru is enjoying himself in Tokyo under Kenji’s watch. And seriously, cut the hugging and let go.”
The bartender exhaled heavily and finally released his hold.
“Crazy,” he shook his head. “Why take such risks? If Fumiko finds out the truth, you’re done for.”
“She’ll execute you... or do something even worse,” one yokai sitting in the corner chimed in.
“Gentlemen, I’ve been to hell and talked to the devil himself,” Kimoto waved off confidently. “Trust me, Fumiko doesn’t scare me.”
“Sure, but you’re terrified of your own wife!” someone shouted from the far end of the hall, and the entire bar erupted in wild laughter. Even Akari laughed.
“Very funny,” Kimoto muttered.
As the laughter died down and everyone returned to their drinks, Kimoto and Akari settled into a secluded table deep in the hall.
“So, did you find them?” Kimoto asked, getting straight to the point.
“Oh yes,” Akari squinted slyly. “Toru, Kiko, and Mei.”
“My favorite trio: ‘The Ram,’ ‘Ice Princess,’ and ‘Cat’s Claw,’” Kimoto smirked. “Perfect scapegoats. I’m more than happy to get back at them for attacking my daughters. It’ll be a splendid revenge.”
“Absolutely,” Akari nodded, baring her fangs. “I’ve long wanted to mess up their lives. This is the perfect chance.”
“Good,” Kimoto smiled.
At that moment, the bartender approached them.
“Would you like to order something?”
“A little sake with scorpion venom, please,” Akari requested.
“I think I’ll pass,” Kimoto shook his head.
“As you wish,” the bartender shrugged.
Akari raised an eyebrow in surprise.
“That’s odd. You usually always go for hot sake.”
“I need a clear head right now,” Kimoto replied bluntly.
“Or you’ve finally decided to fulfill that old dream?” she squinted.
“Well, I’m not going alone,” Kimoto winked conspiratorially. “I’m taking Sam along on this little adventure.”
“Oh, how intriguing,” Akari drawled. “By the way, what are your plans for your winnings?”
“I’m giving the money to Rin.”
“Cool,” Kimoto approved. “Listen, Akari, I need you to do one more thing for me.”
“What is it?”
“Get me some oblivion powder and bring it to me first thing tomorrow morning.”
Akari tilted her head with interest.
“Curious. And who’s this little present for?”
“Of course, for our special friend.”
“Alright, consider it done.”
“Excellent,” Kimoto stood up from his chair. “I think it’s time for a visit to our ‘unlucky trio.’ But first, we need to weaken them properly.”
Akari smiled predatorily:
“I think I have a good idea of what you’re planning. But how will you get them to take your potion? They don’t have to drink it—they could just eat it.”
“Hm?”
Kimoto said nothing. He silently turned and walked up to the bar counter.
“Listen, bartender, I have a question for you.”
“Go ahead.”
“Toru, Kiko, and Mei often sneak in here in the mornings, right?”
“Unfortunately, yes,” the owner sighed sadly. “If I refuse to feed and water those brats on credit, they’ll just burn down my bar.”
“But can’t you stand up to them? You were a strong warrior once.”
“Key word: ‘was,’ Kimoto. I’m not who I used to be. I can still fight a little, but it’s not worth it anymore.”
“Well then, you can get your revenge in a much more elegant way.”
“How?”
“Good question!” Kimoto smiled and pulled out several juicy chunks of meat from his backpack, placing them on the counter.
“Steaks?”
“Steaks with a surprise! Prepare them and serve this trio breakfast. It’ll do both of us some good.”
“You’re serious?”
“Have I ever lied to you?”
“Hmm... Never.”
“Exactly.”
After a moment’s thought, the bartender nodded in agreement:
“Alright, I’m in. But I want them humiliated properly.”
“I promise, that will happen very soon,” Kimoto winked and returned to Akari’s table.
“Well, as always, you’ve got everything under control,” she observed.
“Anytime. Now lead me to our trio’s hideout.”
“Let’s go. They just went out on a scouting mission.”
“Perfect timing. They’re helping us without even realizing it.”
Kimoto and Akari moved silently like shadows, hopping from roof to roof, careful not to attract the guards’ attention.
“It’s amusing, actually,” Kimoto said softly as they ran.
“What’s amusing?” Akari asked.
“This all reminds me of our very first meeting.”
“When we both decided to rob the same wealthy warrior at the same time?” she smiled.
“Yeah. I was running off across the rooftops with his wallet, and you tried to catch me and snatch the loot.”
“You bet!” Akari snorted. “I spent weeks gaining that warrior’s trust, lowering his guard, and when he finally passed out, I walked into the room—and saw your cheeky face escaping through the window with a bag of money!”
Kimoto chuckled softly.
“And we had quite the fight over that bag... only to find out there were just thirty miserable copper coins inside.”
“That was a nightmare,” Akari smiled.
“But after that, we started pulling bigger cons, robbing rich folks at our old teahouse.”
“Those were the golden days,” Akari sighed. “Until the locals caught wind of our schemes and we had to shamefully flee that village.”
“You know, maybe we should open a teahouse again,” Kimoto suggested. “Only this time somewhere in Tokyo.”
“Good idea... maybe once we’re really old.”
“A quiet life off other people’s backs—that’s my kind of retirement.”
“I’ll remember that,” Akari smirked. “Quiet. Here we are. That’s their hideout.”
Kimoto looked down and couldn’t help but burst out laughing:
“You’re joking!”
“Not at all.”
“That’s the ‘Drifter’ tavern! God, how many memories are tied to that dump…”
“Same here,” Akari agreed.
“Alright, Akari, keep watch. If they come back, let me know immediately.”
“Oh, I have a great way,” Akari said conspiratorially, pulling a small spider from her wide sleeve and gently placing it on Kimoto’s neck.
“I hate it when those little critters bite me,” Kimoto grumbled.
“But you’ll be 100% sure when they’re close.”
“True enough. Alright, I’m going in.”
Kimoto slipped silently into the dilapidated old tavern building.
“Nothing’s changed here at all,” he muttered.
Though his gaze immediately landed on piles of empty instant noodle packages scattered across the floor.
“They could at least clean up after themselves, pigs,” he snorted. “Now, where do you hide your stash?”
First, Kimoto thoroughly searched the guest rooms where Toru and Mei slept, but found absolutely nothing valuable.
“That means there’s just their leader’s room left to check.”
He tiptoed into Kiko’s room. It was empty too, except for her scattered belongings. Still, Kimoto’s eyes instantly caught fresh, clear shoe prints on the floor right next to the wall.
“Of course, who would doubt it.”
He stepped up close to the wall and pressed forcefully on a hidden latch. A wooden panel creaked open, revealing a secret room. Inside, piles of stolen goods lay neatly stacked: chests full of stolen jewels, a box of rare potions, and Mei’s personal diary.
Kimoto quickly opened the diary and scanned the latest entries. His eyebrows rose: the trio was planning a daring raid on Fumiko’s castle to steal all the family treasures.
“How banal and straightforward,” Kimoto smirked.
He quickly dropped his backpack inside the box of potions and securely stowed it at the very bottom. After tidying the secret room perfectly, he closed the hidden door and carefully wiped away any traces of his visit on the floor.
Just as Kimoto was about to quietly escape through the window, the spider on his neck suddenly bit him sharply.
“Ouch!” Kimoto hissed, rubbing his neck. “Speak of the devil, our trio has returned.”
He quickly leapt out the window, climbed up the wall to the roof, and hid next to Akari.
“So, ready to leave?” she whispered.
“Wait, let’s listen first.”
From the open tavern window came a loud, fierce argument.
“I said—everything’s off!” Kiko shouted angrily. “We’re leaving this cursed village today!”
“Why the hell are you chicken?” Toru protested.
“Are you scared of that pathetic Fumiko?” Mei snorted disdainfully. “We’ll deal with her in no time!”
“Yeah, right, good luck with that,” Kimoto thought, lying on the tiles.
“It’s not just Fumiko,” Kiko snapped. “I heard she’s gathering an army of warriors. And today they’ll be combing through every corner looking for someone.”
“That’s our perfect chance!” Mei brightened. “While the castle is in chaos, we can sneak in!”
“And get hunted down by her entire furious family?” Kiko growled. “No way!”
“Fine, damn it,” Mei reluctantly gave in. “We’ll leave this afternoon.”
“But before we go, we have to stop by the bar,” Toru spoke up. “We need to eat and drink to the fullest one last time.”
“Now that’s business talk, Kiko,” Mei agreed.
Kiko sighed displeased: “Alright, let’s go to the bar.”
“Hooray!” Mei and Toru yelled in unison, and the trio finally headed deeper into the tavern.
Akari looked at Kimoto wryly:
“You know, I kind of feel sorry for them.”
“Me too,” Kimoto grinned predatorily.
“Actually, no—I was kidding!” Akari laughed.
Kimoto got to his feet.
“So, here’s the plan: we meet back here at exactly eleven tonight. And don’t forget the oblivion powder.”
“I won’t,” she nodded.
“By the way, are you sure Fumiko will really suspect these three?”
“Absolutely. I left a very telling clue in the garden. That’s it, I’m off. See you soon.”
As Kimoto disappeared into the pre-dawn haze, Akari called after him:
“Hey, what are you going to do now?”
Kimoto turned and flashed a fiery glance:
“As always—play the hero for a little while.”