u/Agile_Obligation_494

My (51M) cousin (49M) happens to be the greatest songwriter to ever live, or that’s what everyone seems to think, at least.
You see what everyone forgets to mention is that I’m his secret ingredient. Remember that part on wouldn’t it be nice at the very end when it’s fading out? Of course you do. I came up with it. Or remember on I get around, MY first of many number 1 records, when I say round round get around at the start? I came up with that too.
Anyway, my cousin just got out of this “evil” 🙄conservatorship thingy and that means i can finally collect my cash for winning the genetic lottery of being his cousin.
A few years ago I hit the jackpot once. You see my cousin wrote all about how I was a “bald creep” with “no discernible talent” so I hit him up with a defamation suit. Everyone was so upset because he had “a fragile mind fighting demons” and he was “grieving the loss of his younger brother” but who cares. Easy dub for Mikey…erm I mean whoever’s writing this.
As it turns out, getting custom hats with your band name embroidered in them is kinda expensive, so I needed a little more dough. So a few days ago I filed suit to try to get some songwriting credits. I mean, who doesn’t deserve half credit for a song for coming up with 6 words?
My cousins and friends are super mad at me. But they didn’t write a number 1 record for a tom cruise movie.

TLDR; Stupid dumb idiot cousin who’s always fucking with things should give me money.