Does anyone else write Bravo poetry?
Here’s my Summer House scandal poem
Black mercedes SUV
Pull up in front. Hostility.
A house, a home, a hearth, a cage
Feudalistic fuckboy rage
A summer child, forty-two
Director of this human zoo
The summer girls, their summer boys,
Their crumpled cans and floatie toys
See summer flowers, wilted, red
Dead roses in your master bed
When will you own up to your lies?
Coke, bacardi, smirnoff ice
Go east, Amanda! Seek the sun
A friend to all is friend to none
You change your costumes, change yourself
You love him when you’re someone else
The curtains rise, the DJ plays
Is there a price that you won’t pay?
Your friends, your ride-or-dies, your spouse
All lost, this week on Summer House