If you were selling something door to door on a Segway today, you’re my new nemesis (vent)
I hate door to door sales. I don’t want whatever you’re selling. Whether fairly or unfairly, I blame this particular salesman for my problems today.
After both ringing the doorbell and knocking, I was clearly uninterested in opening the door. No soliciting means leave us be. Many attempts would not change that and it did wake up my toddler early from a nap. While searching for something under my bed for her, my toddler (who is part cat at this phase) pushed a laptop off it which landed on my nose turned to the side. Cartilage crunch. Instant double nose bleed. Tore the side of the nostril it landed on. Killer headache. Grumpy toddler.
Your Segway was dumb and I hope you step in a cold puddle wearing socks. Signed, your secret south side nemesis.