u/Alchemist-21

One of my patients, who was so injured that he was in multiple casts and bandages, just ate a single bean that his friend gave him despite my explicit orders. After eating the bean, my patient literally jumped out of bed and ripped his bandages off, then he jumped out of the window and flew away on a yellow cloud. How do I explain all this to the medical board without losing my medical license and being committed to an asylum?