Bread Throwing
I was in the local grocery store standing in a long line with a few items to make dinner for my kids that night. A checkout teller grabbed the cart in front of me and said "I will helped you next at the other register." I followed closely behind, but a guy slipped in front of me and put his loaf of bread on the conveyor belt. I said excuse me, but I am in line." His response was, "Who made you the line police? Besides, my bread is already there!" OH NO, he chose the wrong guy at the wrong time. I was going through a tough divorce at that time and had just gotten a phone call from my cheating spouse before I came in the store. I picked up the loaf, looked him in eyes and said, "Not anymore!" I threw his loaf 50 feet back down the bread aisle and stood there. Meanwhile, the cashier is frantically scanning my groceries to get my crazy ass out of the store.