u/Angel_of_Cybele — reddlx

Ps… can I have a flair that says self deprecating humor? It makes the pain less

Don’t answer the door Robert! Don’t answer the door!

Last seen June 6th in Atlanta, putting up more than 5 runs. If seen, please contact Walter Weiss or Timothy Hyers.

You can’t spell Elite without Eli

How I feel telling myself everything’s going to be fine

HS Kim and Austin Riley… anyone on a guaranteed contract really CANNOT BE SENT DOWN TO THE MINORS.

No player would willingly go to the minors outside of a rehab assignment.

Rehabs are limited to a specific length. You cannot stay in the minors past that deadline.

You folks have GOT to go learn these rules before commenting.

For the love of Babe Ruth, stop saying these guys need to be sent down, that’s how baseball works.