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Ciara was sooo right, Davey Wavey looks so good being her little Glazed Doughnut 🍩🥺🥺🥺🥺🥰

Post is from Instagram story on June 19th 2026

My homie u/Impressive-Lychee-36 was banned from reddit 😔

Lychee was an active member of the Dave Blunts community who I met on this sub and he was one of the funniest dudes I met on this app. He was this funny Republican dude who wasn't afraid to say whatever he wanted on here, which is probably why he got banned. He probably said some homophobic shit and the They/Thems got him. Now that he's banned I've lost contact with him 😔

#FreeLychee, miss you bro and if you're somehow reading this, dm me if you ever get a new account 🤞🙏🙏

For those who didn't know, Mary's On 2nd, everyone's favorite gay bar was permanently shut down on March 21st 2026 https://www.reddit.com/r/DaveBlunts/s/cKFIEAsSm9

This news came as a shocker to most in Iowa with most people asking themselves "where are Dave and Jesse supposed to hang out now? 😢"

Anyway yesterday I was talking about how it closed down when someone had pointed something out to me, there is now a bar called "Together On 2nd" which has the same address and is litteraly the same building, but get this, THEY TURNED IT INTO A NORMAL STRAIGHT BAR

Bro what????? 😭 This can't be real! Mary's On 2nd went straight before GTA 6 wtf???

I just saw a review and there's a picture of a straight couple, bro 1 man and 1 woman. What have they done to the best LGBTQ+ location in the QC?? 😭😭

This is a storytime that Dave posted to his Facebook on May 11th 2016. I just posted this to YouTube as well https://youtu.be/YlDMoqEUagM?si=usrfiAVe93HynL98

And if you want, y'all can check out his other story about Dave explaining how he lost his virginity as well https://www.reddit.com/r/DaveBlunts/s/rmIUgDTZVQ https://youtu.be/aVIj56ZG97M?si=6-NejOr5DFlfaCWr

If you don't wanna watch the whole thing, at least skip to 3:00 and watch 1 minute, you will laugh your ass off 😂 😂

Dave explains that after 3 weeks without masturbating, he was extremely horny which caused him to lose all his roast battles at school

Dave explains that after beating his meat, he likes to look at his cum, and as he was going to look at it, he raised his hand too fast and got cum all over his face 😂😂😂

Davion turns 26 today! Happy birthday bro, I hope Jesse's back to celebrate wit you 🙏🙏

A few days ago I made a Reddit post about the solar drama

https://www.reddit.com/r/DaveBlunts/s/LcDPst6XEP

Dave ended up seeing it at 4:00 in the morning yesterday and posted me and Solars text conversation on his story, I kind of called Dave a liar in it, I fucked up lmao 🤣😂😂. Dave ended up going straight to the studio and recorded a diss track on her https://youtu.be/3fxlP6OAbpc?si=MslPCfEFEcxJDjWi

I know for a fact he saw the post too Because he mentioned other things that we talked about in our conversation that I posted such as solar having a video of Dave shitting on himself. I'm a huge Dave Blunts fan and seeing this is hilarious 😂🤣

I had to apologize for calling him a liar on YouTube so I wouldn't get flamed, And I'm still getting hate comments. Most people were cool about it and forgave me, but if you see the second picture, that's the type of shit I gotta deal with now

If y'all don't remember Solar, she was Dave's "ex" from 2 years ago that he wrote If I Could I Would about. Dave had a drama with her, and he told his story in the song Balcony

Dave's side of the story was that Solar and him were dating and he went to the hospital for weight related issues and while there he realized that Solar was manipulating him in the hospital, and Dave asked if she liked him, to which she said no and her friend/boyfriend or whatever, called the cops on him

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That's cool and all, but that kind of just doesn't make sense and there was way too many plot holes, And I thought that from the start. About a month ago solar posted on her Instagram saying that she had a Discord server, Y'all Probably never knew this. But I joined and asked her what her side was, and her side makes a lot more sense and I believe she's right

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Solar said that they were never dating (which even Dave admitted at one point) and that she was hired by Dave to work on his team and was kind of like an assistant. Solar was a small artist who had connects in LA that Dave needed so he flew her out.

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As for the balcony situation, ts is the saddest part cause Dave completely lied 😭😭 Up until this point solar was just his assistant, but then one day Dave started getting extremely flirty which weirded her out because she didn't want a 600 lb man. Then he went to the hospital and be asked him if she loved him to which she said as a friend, and Dave's simp ass fired her and had Jesse and JayWiz held Solars stuff hostage on the Balcony 💀💀 Her friend who was a videographer called the cops, litteraly just to get her stuff back 😭😭 Solar ended up dropping a diss track on him called Dirty Dave https://youtu.be/3q1GXFup714?si=DgT8\_MoQKfktPpHa And everyone in the comment section (including me at the time) said that it was ass and Dave won, But it's actually hard and as Dave's #1 fan, I think she won 😂 "Did Jesse Know You Was Pissing The Bed? Did That Nigga Know You Was Shitting Yourself?"

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Dave is such a fucking liar and a simp lmaoo, I guess Dave also apologized to her for this and sent her money. Today Solar works at Amazon.

Also if y'all remember Dave said that Solar had a video of Dave shitting On himself, so I asked her if that was true and she said it's real lmao And she said that she sent screenshots to some of her friends so it could leak one day 🤔 idk if I'd wanna see that though

This is I Love My Ops Ft. Young Rafe, from Dave's 2019 EP "Never Took The Pacer So I Cannot Chase Her" https://youtu.be/UcxDD0075pY?si=5m2dTIF1q\_XMwija

The way that this song leaked is kinda crazy. Back in 2019 an OG Dave Blunts fan named Jacob was able to get access to the song a month before it was released and posted it to his SoundCloud. Since Jacob is an OG fan I figured that he may have more 2019 Dave tracks but as I was trying to find a way to contact him, I learned that Jacob unfortunately overdosed and died in 2023 May he rest in peace 🙏

This is $BAGWORK aka the BagWork boys. In 2025 the BagWork boys launched the $BAGWORK coin which was a crypto scam that they would then go onto do many outlandish stunts to promote it

This is the song https://youtu.be/7L8d4jSRFUU?si=yWYiV6jaeTcciZIz

When I originally saw this song I thought it was a stem edit because BagWorks verse was so dog shit but then I realized that Dave's lyrics were referring to their coin so I clicked on their channel and saw them in the studio and at Dave's house

In this YouTube short which only has 20 views, 15 of them being me https://youtube.com/shorts/eBKNvLR-fAY?feature=shared

$BagWork explains other crazy shit they did to promote their coin such as running onto a Clippers game and streaked a doggers game which ended with him getting arrested. One of them stole Bradley Martyns hat from the gym and got smacked in the face for it. Then they flew to Vegas and were given $14,000 by the streaming platform they were streaming on to watch a UFC fight and met a bunch of celebrities and were given Drake leaks or some shit

In total the $BagWork boys claim that they made $53 million but I find that really hard to believe. Either way it did make them alot

Dave posted to his Instagram last week saying that he had to scrap all of the songs for his new album I'll Believe It When I See It because all the songs leaked and I looked at that and immediately knew that that was entirely my fault 😭

This all started when Dave started playing his songs on tiktok. This guy u/cool_background4569 ended up recording Shuey Got A Job and posted it to the subreddit. I ended up posting it to my YouTube channel to which it got 5 views so I decided to give it to LeakLabz but then Dave copyright striked it and gotten it taken down, under LeakLabz post saying that it had been taken down, I commented saying it was still on my channel and my video then started gaining thousands of views

Then LeakLabz posted Young Sheldon, one of Dave's most anticipated songs and it got deleted in litteraly an hour, LeakLabz then gave me Young Sheldon and I posted it to my YT channel and it ended up getting 33K views remaining my most viewed YouTube video of all time and This was supposed to be the biggest song on the album

Then I posted Rollie and Freaky Bitch and then Cupcake, becoming another hit unreleased song becoming my 2nd most viewed video. For some reason Dave could easily strike songs on LeakLabz channel but he couldn't do the same for mine 🤔

I was thinking this was my fault and I was upset at first however, I think it's great that we're gonna be getting 12 new songs for the album even if we won't get Young Sheldon, and Dave is actually locked in on it now so it hopefully won't take too long