Who spends $75,000 to renovate a phallic-shaped pool??

Who spends $75,000 to renovate a phallic-shaped pool??

Hillary: "I spent an outrageous amount of money on this pool, but I won't tell you what the issues were, and what they did to fix it. Instead, I'll show you Americana dream la-la-land AI pictures and videos of my vision (which is completely unattainable). I literally cannot stand her stupidity.

u/Apart-Fun3590 — 3 days ago

Always outdated, always inaccurate, and always culturally insensitive.

Obviously she's here to shill the Greenbrier alongside her buddy Carmen. Anything to give good press to the Greenbrier, and how in all its crumbling tacky glory, in 3 days its cured Hillary (who self-claims to be perfect before this anyway with all her meat and fruit diet) of all her nervous system issues. What she's actually doing is giving them bad press, by looking like a complete pompous moron.

u/Apart-Fun3590 — 1 month ago

Why does everything have to be political with her?

I get so tired of this - honestly. Here she is, shilling clothes, vitamins, skincare crap, hellz even teeth whitening strips.... she still, she just simply cannot stop injecting her political shite. Her immaturity level is off the charts.

u/Apart-Fun3590 — 2 months ago

Daughter in the background, absorbing her mother's lying and shilling.

I'm trying to wrap my head around what it would be like to grow up like this. Here's your mom, yakking away into her phone, pretending to advocate for random products. Either you become a kid who grows up to shill just like your mom, learning from the biggest shiller ever... or you become a kid who grows up to despise everything about your mother for preaching the gospel on one side of her mouth, and lying to everyone else on the other.

u/Apart-Fun3590 — 2 months ago

Shhh. Hillary nobody cares.

Let's rewrite this, shall we?
At what point of the renovation do you greet carpenters and plumbers and think they actually care about what you're wearing, the quality of your skin, and how much makeup you've plastered on your face? At what point in your life did you become so incredibly vain that you think anyone would give a rat's ass about what you look like while they are trying to work on your molding house? At what point in your life did you feel that attempting to impress contractors was a priority for you?

u/Apart-Fun3590 — 2 months ago

Seriously Hillary? Perhaps just be grateful that tourists are even coming here

This post is so contradictory. I am stretching my brain to figure out what she is saying. Europeans find America "cool" and she doesn't like it? Just be grateful that North America is even hosting this event.

u/Apart-Fun3590 — 2 months ago

Nobody stopped them to ask if they were doing a jcrew ad.

This is a sick obsession with jcrew and trying desperately to be in their ads. Its also sick to pretend that people are asking you this based on a blanket with stripes surrounded by a couple of pouty sunburnt kids, and a mother who cannot stop taking selfies.

u/Apart-Fun3590 — 2 months ago

Followers dropping every second, zero growth. Here's why:

You want to know why her followers are dropping?
1) Instagram is purging her account of all the bots she's purchased over the years. Cracking down on fake accounts.
2) Her content is so damned boring. I feel fatigued watching it - boiling corn and marble solitaire. Are you kidding me?
3) Contradictory content. Its stuff like, "I'm so healthy ya'll! I cycle meat with fruit, use collagen and detox my liver!", then she'll turn around, dump 5 cups of sugar into her tea, and say she's in her Dorito era.

But sure, Hills - go ahead and spend your money on purchasing some more bots. You may not get botox, but you sure as hell buy fake followers.

u/Apart-Fun3590 — 3 months ago

This woman has to be the most boring influencer on IG currently.

Earth shattering. This woman actually thinks she is sharing meaningful information here in her kitchen. Stick corn in a pot of boiling water.

u/Apart-Fun3590 — 3 months ago

This is what happens when you buy a house sight unseen, without an inspection. On top of everything else, her kitchen now needs to be gutted. Every board they turn over is covered in black mold, tombstones litter then land, squatters are living in a graffiti-covered shack in the back, and the penis-pool is crawling in mosquitos breeding in overdrive. Meanwhile, Havard-educated Hillary is choosing 50 shades of white paint, looking at porch sight lines, and planting boxwoods. As somebody already said, its like she is slapping lipstick on a pig.

u/Apart-Fun3590 — 4 months ago
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So, let me guess. Hillary will just carryon with her day, tapping away at AI images on her phone to fantasize about her moldy house without actually thinking about what this is. This is a child's tombstone, the epitaph is used for infants or children that died. It needs to stay in its place, not moved, or propped up on your lawn chair and put on instagram. This is a religious marker, she should understand the significance and symbolism. It has to be respected, and then local authorities have to be notified. Cleaning and moving it from its original spot is illegal.

u/Apart-Fun3590 — 4 months ago