u/AsleepTiplola

25, female, just trying to find a decent 1BHK or a room in a preoccupied 2BHK around Goregaon / Malad / Kandivali and WHY is everything so insanely expensive??

Tiny matchbox rooms = ₹40-50k.
Brokers acting like they’re selling sea-facing penthouses.
Half the listings are fake.
The other half get rented before you even reply.

And somehow every flat has:
“Only vegetarian”
“No guests”
“No WFH”
“Working professional preferred”
“Deposit: your kidney + soul” 💀

At this point I need help, leads, flatmate recommendations, trustworthy brokers — literally anything. Mumbai rent prices are a social experiment.