u/AvantSolace

Congrats on Alana doing a collab with Shoe! But with that said, I'm a little worried it may attract more antis. Luckily I have what is known as a Deterrent Force known simply as "knowing how to make stuff". I hope to never use it, but it is there. If nothing else, it makes for this funny bit.

NOTE: This is (dark) comedy and not meant to be taken seriously. I don't actually expect antis to be a problem, and I have too strong a sense of decency to make anything gross.

Last attempt didn't make sense. This one should have enough consistency to be philosophically viable.

I did not expect this joke to actually go anywhere.... Oh well. A good comedian artist should know how to follow through with their works and make the most of things! Now if only that joke didn't hit one of my critical weaknesses...