u/AveragePuroEnjoyer

My porn app is working as intended, and anything that works, won't eventually. So you resort to beating it, it might work after but you have to do it multiple times every time you want it to work, just hit the bitch over your knee with a gentle caress of fury and it doesn't work, do it again, and if it still doesn't keep doing it until it breaks, either they'll do their job right or there recovering in their makeshift bedding of which you'll need to apply