u/BalanceWarm1687

Beast Cookie Rant

Burning Spice

BSC is way more horrible than the other Beasts. I know SMC literally tortured Pure Vanilla mentally, but BSC went ALL OUT. He physically and mentally abused Golden Cheese just to cure his sadistic boredom and fought unfair. (Yes, I know that’s his real character and all, but still, she was trying to save that poor Kufi or whatever it’s called. Then he took advantage of her weakness!) I don’t think that’s teaching lessons or helping with strengthening her Abundance or Greed. He ripped off her wings, and he’s not worth pulling. He’s good in the arena, but his stats don’t fit his storyline or appearance, like why would a buff god of Destruction start with 13,000 to 15,000 strength!? I know it’s not his full power, but still, he should at least start out with 20,000 or something else, DEVSISTERS! His soul stones are  also way too hard to obtain, meanwhile I can get Shadow Milk or Eternal Sugar’s soul stones in 14 pulls!! What I’m saying is, he’s horrible in game and in personality traits, and has no chance of redemption!

Mystic Flour

Mystic Flour, she’s just…interesting. I have nothing on her except that Haetae literally made a kid commit suicide, and even though it was Cloud Haetae, it was still sorta her fault because they are in her care, not themselves.

Eternal Sugar

Eternal Sugar, should I even begin? She’s an obsessive and possessive psychopath who’s overly attached to HollyBerry. In Beast Yeast Episode 9-10, it was clear HollyBerry did not return her feelings of insane love. No matter what HollyBerry did or said, Eternal Sugar came back like a painful burden. After she was defeated, she got pissed and decided to drown her own paradise and everything in it in strawberry jam. If you didn’t know, strawberry jam is considered blood in the world of Earthbread. JellyBerry Jam or  other types are not counted as blood because it specifically refers to strawberry jam as blood (ex; “I must not forget the strawberry jam shed on the raspberry fields..”said by Raspberry Cookie). Drowning someone in blood in real life in a romantic or obsessive manner is just disgusting and psychotic. Despite being my favorite beast, she is a horrible person and she wasted her chance at redemption.

Silent Salt

I have nothing on Salt except he’s too judging and quite rude and discouraging.

Shadow Milk

Shadow Milk is also horrible. Mentioned in my other rant, he mentally abused and tortured Pure Vanilla and made him feel horrible about himself. That’s some BSC behavior, minus the physical abuse and fighting. As mentioned in lore, his dough was overpacked with milk, so he was too soggy to stand properly or move. So he floats around. He was also doing nothing to help the Beasts during the Hotel Update, just fighting for himself and his minions! He’s also self absorbed and a power hungry traitor, because in Beast Yeast 13-14, he steals the other Beasts’ soul jam just to become the Ultimate Cookie and defeat GingerBrave and Friends. Also, when he was getting annoyed and was almost corrupted, when he was still the Fount of Knowledge, the Cookies asking for answers never trusted him and probably tried to attack him out of anger and greed, which I assume is why he’s scared to have friends.

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u/BalanceWarm1687 — 13 days ago