Do People Not Have Bills...?
Because how are you constantly calling in, or showing up ridiculously late, or being scheduled for a shift but set to come in 1-4 hours late, and it's always magically fine? 🤨
It's also dayshift 99% of the time (at least at my facility). Like, I'd feel more pity for your workload if you all showed up to your job to actually do it. Only people I feel bad for are the ones stuck doing extra work because people just have no work ethic or sense of responsibility whatsoever.
edit: To whoever is downvoting this post, I'm gonna assume what I've typed applies to you, and I hope you know your coworkers are probably tired of your nonsense. 😌