
An Ape Out Of Place 23 Part 2
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Memory Transcription Subject : Beau Hunter - Farsul Rescue : Date : Reclaimed Terran Time : May 14th, 2936
I crawled out of the couch surprisingly refreshed from that short nap and massage, the exhaustion from the day alleviated for now, but I almost immediately found myself subject to an entirely different problem.
Jezebel and Bruce were starting to become a bit too friendly. I didn’t think anything of it at first. The compliments, the pets massage, the gifts of snacks. All of it well within the standards of cured human hospitality, at least from the ones who weren’t afraid of me. But as the movie finished up and we started to get up and leave, The pair of cured humans tried to hold my hands.
The hand contact didn't last for long, I pushed my hands into my pockets when they first made the attempt. Handholding usually wasn't something I did outside of holding hands with my husband or children.
When Aiko did it, back when I first got out of my cell back on the ship, It was an innocent action, and it came off as childlike and sweet.
But when these two tried it, when they tried to get close to me, the vibes just felt way off.
There was a look in their eyes, one that I struggled to read but almost looked like… hunger. I really hoped my ancestor sensibilities were just reading to much into things, because I was really really not comfortable with the implications of my observations, but the more I thought about it, how they had both been acting….. oh god what had I allowed them to indulge!
When they couldn’t hold onto my pocketed hands, I then felt them try to wrap their arms around my own.
I immediately made up an excuse and tried to leave to go to the bathroom. I left abruptly and left no room for questioning my intent. I power walked which seemed to earn me some distance at first, but the reflection from a glossy movie poster frame showed them to be gaining on me, having to take up a light jog to keep pace.
“Hey beau, wait up a second, we can help you find the bathroom we have been here before.” shouted Jezebel.
“No it's okay, I’m good.” I shot back, refusing to make eye contact.
“It's okay! I don't mind, you're not used to our architecture, it's really no trouble.”
I began to round a corner.
“Nope nope, it's fine you don’t have to worry about me I just…..” My voice tapered off as I booked it down the hallway the second I was out of line of sight, the soft carpet and my padded shoes having the added benefit of hiding the sounds of my rapid footfalls.
I could hear the pairs chatting indicating they were still on my tail as I bounded through the building's winding halls until I managed to find a side exit and I let myself out.
After carefully and quietly closing the door behind me, I pressed myself flat against the building, as I heard them pass by the door from inside, completely oblivious.
“You scared another one off again Jezebel, I told you you're too aggressive.”
“Nonsense he's a massive predator, There's no way he would be intimidated by us, he probably went to the east restroom, common we will catch him there, lets go!”
Shit I hate being right.
I allowed myself to relax as I heard them leave, my shoulders slumping and my posture relaxing against the wall as I closed my eyes and let out a relieved sigh before.
“Psp Ancestor over here.”
“Shit!”
I jumped, surprised by the sudden mysterious voice.
I glanced around the dark alleyway between the movie theater and the next building over. There were a few loose boxes and a dumpster with a lone light shining down on it. Popping it’s head out from behind it, the hooded form of a cured human revealed itself.
“Fuck man, you scared me.” I spat out, hand to my chest.
“Shhhhhh.”
The man urged.
“Be quiet ancestor, you wouldn’t wish to be spotted here.”
“In this alley?” I questioned.
“No, with me, quick come here.”
Out of curiosity I obliged, following the man towards a pile of nondescript trash bags and boxes, which upon closer inspection revealed itself to be anything but, as the man flipped open the side of a box to reveal a hollow space, lit within via some mysterious internal lighting.
The cured human had to crouch to get inside before turning around to gesture me to follow.
“Uh i’m not sure little guy, I don’t know what you're getting up to here but I’m not sure I want to know.”
The man wearing his hooded version of the town's herd style glanced around frantically before returning his gaze to me. “Listen ancestor, when you saw the movies in that theatre, didn’t you find them a bit… tame, don't you want something more exciting, more visceral and real?”
“I was asleep for the most part of the movie, I wouldn't know.”
“Well lets just say me and my associates, have an appreciation for more lucrative cinema.”
“Oh god, nope, im not buying any voyeur films, thank you, goodbye!” I proclaimed as I turned to leave.
“No wait! Nothing like that ancestor, just look.”
I didn't look, I didn't want to, but that didn't stop the little guy from sprinting in front of me, and pulling down the zipper on the front of his robe to reveal a collection of small rectangular images lining his garment, which appeared to me like miniature movie poster or a video box.
“This is the stuff the feds and the R.A don't want us to see ancestor. The movies too aggressive for mere prey to watch, but I've seen the data dumps, the movies you ancestors used to make, I know your kind can handle it!”
I stopped in my tracks with a sigh. “What even is all this? Is this illegal? Why go through so much trouble to sell movies like this?”
“This isn't about profit ancestor, this is about a community of artists, long oppressed and shoved into boxes, unable to make the art they really wanted to make, not without being censored or shoved into a facility.”
That statement actually got me to stop and think. The federation would have had to instill some massive censorship laws to get away with half the stuff they did. And while America the nation was long dead, I was still a red blooded american at heart, and censorship didn’t sit right with me.
“What kind of movies you got then? What are your artist friends making?"
The cured human’s eyes lit up at that, and he eagerly began to show off his wares.
“Oh we got all sorts of good stuff, we got violence films, predator horror flicks, arxur drama’s.” He stopped to make a point of pointing out one movie's picture over the others. “Oh this is a good pick, this one’s director was particularly twisted, this one is about a man who robs a convenience store, and get this.” The man took one more cautious glance around. “He, he… kills somebody.”
I had to forcibly stop my eyes from rolling.
”Wow, that sure does sound intense.”
”I know right, he tried to use a gun during the robbery, and he panicked and shot the guy, the rest of the movie is how the man deals with the consequences, and how society reacts to his particular form of predator disease.”
“These certainly sound like compelling watches.” I replied, feigning interest as my eyes glossed over looking at the rest of the man's movies.
”Honestly I'm not sure what to pick big man”. I replied diplomatically.
“You don’t have to decide right now.” He spoke as he zipped his garment back up and pulled out a sheet of paper and wrote on it before handing it to me.
“Here's my burner bleat account profile, don't share this with anyone!” He spoke ominously, as ominously as the cured human vocal register could achieve. “Use this to get a hold of me later, you can take more time to pick one you like.”
“Uh sure, yeh I’ll look into that thanks.”
I pocketed the piece of paper before hearing a familiar voice from down the alley. “Hey look there’s Beau! He took the side exit out.” Cried out Dave, who had spotted me from the alleys entranceway from the theatre's front sidewalk. “Whose your friend?”
The mysterious figure froze, and I swore he nearly bolted when Muca walked up to Dave to regard the two of us.
“Oh I just met him, we were just talking about movies, I don’t believe I got his name.” I replied.
“My… my name, oh yeah that, it's uh John.” The man answered hesitantly being called out like he was.
“You should join our herd John, we are doing all sorts of fun stuff today, it will be great, and you obviously have no problems with the ancestors!”
I don’t know what the guys was thinking, but it was obvious the factor of Muca the exterminator was messing with whatever math was going on in his head.
“Ah yeah sure, I can hang out, I'm not doing anything.”
“Hooray!” Dave cheered.
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Herd Tracker : Status : Online
Herd Tracker : Update : +1 ‘Sketchy Movie Hawker’ Acquired
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As a group it was decided that we would check out the local museum next.
Not only did it have a number of art exhibits, Aiko along with a few others thought it might be interesting to see what some non Reclamation alliance historians; ones who had for the most part been backed up and funded by the farsul government; had gotten right and wrong.
As we made our way there and walked through the town, the residents were for the most part staying clear of us, with the occasional ‘brave soul’ passing near us to get to a local business or apartment we were blocking.
It stayed like this until one individual burst out from a nearby huddle of townsfolk, one that seemed a good deal shorter than the people around him.
Their gate was fast and eager, but far from steady as they tumbled twice onto their hands and knees in their rapid attempt to make it to us, but make it they did.
“Awh…. hello little guy, are you okay? You took a nasty looking little tumble there.” Anna Cooed at the small child, one who proved the rule that no matter the species, uncanny mutant or otherwise, that the babies and younglings of any animal just looked cute.
The knee height little cured human stared up at Anna in aww, his eyes having gone wide as he immediately started to babble out excitedly at the girl.
“Wow what are you? Why do you look like that?”
He eagerly asked, completely baffled at the woman's appearance.
Anna chuckled. “Well i’m a human silly, just like you!”
“Woah!” The child uttered in amazement, holding up his arms up in front of him, looking rapidly between himself and the amused german women.
Our group regarded the unattended child's innocent curiosity with fondness. Eliciting a number of coos from the human and alien members alike.
I stepped forward towards the kid, slightly concerned what someone so young was doing running around town alone.
“Uh hey kid, you wouldn’t happen to know where your parents are?” I asked softly.
“Wow! You're even bigger!” The child shouted, holding both his arms high into the air as if in emphasis at my anomalous size.
“Uh… yes I am, though I was hoping to figure out where your parent or guardian might be?”
“My momma's back with her herd. How did you get so big? My momma says that if I want to get all big I have to eat all my mushrooms and green beans, did you eat lots of mushrooms? Are you a predator? You have eyes like one, did you eat animals? How many animals did you eat?” He spoke rapidly.
I only half paid attention to the kid’s questions, as I looked around town trying to see if I could pick out a no doubt panicking parent from amongst the towns population.
“Wait so you want to know how many animals I have eaten?” I asked absently.
“Yeh?”
“I don't know what to tell you kid, I guess alot.”
I looked at the kid from the corner of my eye as I placed a hand against his back to keep track of him while I looked for his parent. His face seemed to take on a dour expression all of a sudden at my answer.
“Did you…. Did you eat beavers?” The child asked innocently, worry edging into his high pitched voice. “My favorite animals are beavers.” He looked at me, awaiting for a response, visibly distraught by the implications of his query.
I couldn't help but smile however.
“I would never eat a beaver little guy, in fact I was in charge of protecting the beavers, they were important ecosystem engineers and I had the pleasure of seeing them a lot during one of my internships.”
The child's mood immediately flipped. “You met beavers!?!?” he asked excitedly.
“Yep I sure did, I even got to observe the construction of one of their dams, saw them gnaw down some trees and everything.”
“Wow, that's so cool!”
I allowed the kids to talk with Anna and Mia for a moment, whilst I gestured over to Aiko to ask her a question.
“Hey Aiko.” I spoke quietly to her. “Whats up with the kid? Should his parents not be looking for him, no one seems to be bothered by seeing him wander around all by himself.”
Aiko cocked her head at this question.
“What do you mean Beau? He has the town herd looking out for him, and it's not like we are going to do anything to hurt him or something like that.”
I had to pause at that, the amount of blind trust these people had in their communities coming off to me as extremely odd. They still had wackos and crazy people right? I had just met a black market movie dealer? What was stopping someone from picking him up right off the street?
“Should’nt his parents or guardian be concerned he might get lost Aiko?” I asked.
“His parents are probably nearby, and even if he gets lost, not only can his parents track him, but any exterminator would be able to get him back home real quick. We are taught to go to them from a young age if we need help.”
“That's…. Certainly something Aiko.” Was all I could really say in response to that without making this a whole thing. “Ask me about it tomorrow.”
She nodded eagerly at the prospect of another historical lesson and quickly scrawled something down in her pad.
Turning back to regard the kids he was still eagerly assaulting the other two original recipe humans with questions. And I caught them in the middle of an explanation.
“.....its not so much that we are big for humans, but actually that you herbivore humans are really small, some aliens called the farsul came down a long time ago to earth and changed everyone to look like you.” Anna spoke sweetly, having to crouch on her knees to be anywhere near eye level with the kid in front of her.
”What? My aunty Mila is a farsul, I don’t think she would do something like that, she wants me to grow up real big and strong, she always says so, Momma says she’s been really sad a lot. Do you know what wood beavers like to eat?! I got a beaver back home and I like to feed him the sticks out of the…..”
”Michael!!!”
The loudest shout I have ever heard come from a cured human bellowed out from behind me. As a small black and white blur blitzed past me and scooped up the kid from out in front of us.
She didn't make it too far though as she lost her balance almost as soon as she grabbed Michael and tumbled to the ground, twisting herself to catch the fall for what I had guessed was her child.
She floundered on the ground, her brain unsure if she wanted to hold her child, rise to her feet, track the threat in front of her or get away by any means necessary.
“Please….don't hurt my baby!” She cried out, curling up into a ball around her kid after trying and failing to stand.
I reflexively moved to try and help her up but her continued pleading made me pause.
“No! Stop! Don’t! Eat me instead.”
She spoke, hyperventilating as she trembled in place, holding onto Michael for dear life.
I spread my hands wide in front of me and we all decided to take a collective step back.
“Woah, take it easy there.” I spoke.
“It's okay mam, there is no reason to be alarmed.” Muca spoke in a low but calm voice, gesturing with her trunk as she quickly circled the crowd to get a look at the mother. “These predators are safe.” The elephant exterminator assured.
“We would never hurt your little boy.” Anna spoke in a cracked and wary voice, perturbed by the desperate scene playing out in front of her, at the mothers near animalistic panic.
“See we are are taking a step back.” I assured, I took Anna by the shoulder and started to walk us both back away from the woman. “It’s alright, you're going to be fine.”
The woman at the behest of our collective assurances, managed to get her shit together enough to rise to her feat, she backed away slowly never taking her eyes off us. She trembled as she walked, looking well like she was about to bolt before……
“Easy there mam, there is no need to start a stampede… its okay… your safe,”
To my surprise Daisy of all people had seemingly materialized out of nowhere to walk behind the women to hold a hand to her back and stop her from running off.
With a practiced looking ease, she maneuvered the woman to turn away from us, and began to walk the woman through some light breathing exercises.
“It's alright mam, you have two exterminators keeping an eye on those three now, and I assure you they don't mean you any harm. Do you see this?” I struggled to see past the two, but the following statements made it obvious what Daisy was demonstrating to the mother.
“This is the remote to their collars, they can't hurt you or your boy, even if they wanted to, which I'm sure they don't."
God thanks for the reminder asshole.
“I know, I think I get it, it's just….” The mother tried to speak.
They're really nice mommy, and they like beavers too!” The child in her arms attempted to get a word in, managing to get a single tiny arm free, and attempting to run his hand through the panicked woman's hair. “They're also really big and cool.” He added before his momma tried to put an end to the madness.
“We…. We are going home Michael, and when we get there you are going to go to your room and are never going to scare your mother like this ever again you hear me!”
”But I wanna stay with their herd mommy! They say they are doing a bunch of fun things today!”
“Michael we can't just join their pred… predator herd.”
“Pweaseeeeeee, I'll be really good! I'll clean my room and pick up my toys, and I can clean your room too!”
The woman shuddered, as she turned to regard our little group.
The reminder of the collar’s function by Daisy had shut Anna up, and Mia was turned away to try and not scare the women further.
The mother was doing her own double takes now, reevaluating the situation with the new information presented to her, and the initial shock and panic of seeing her child with a bunch of strange predators wearing off.
Weighing her child's request against her panicked worries.
“It's really hard to say no to them.” I whispered towards her. “I used to tell myself every time I drove the kids past the ice cream parlor, that this was it, this was the day when I would put my foot down, and say no to the little buggers.”
“Did… did you ever do that?” The mother asked quietly, making sure to keep both me and her child in her sight lines.
“No.” I answered simply, and at that I swore I saw the beginnings of a smile appear on the woman's snout, as she looked fondly at her pleading child.
She paused before turning her attention back to me.
“Are you a father?” She asked, concern evident in her voice.
“I was.” I said solemnly. Trying not to think too much about the question.
She looked back to Michael, and hugged him tight. Before looking back at Daisy.
“You will keep us safe right?”
“With my life.”
She looked her child dead in the eye.
“Ok…. we can go with them.”
“Hooray!!!” he cheered.
“Ah ah ah, but you will hold my hand the whole time, and you will stay next to this nice extermination officer the whole time as well, do you hear me?”
“Yes mommy!!!!”
“Well then we are glad you can join us miss.” Abdel piped up from within our ever growing group of new ‘friends’. ”I don't believe we got your name."
“It's Donna, and you’ve met Michael.” She spoke nodding to the little one in her arms, who was waving to us wildly with his one free hand.
“Well we are glad to have you with us Donna, now I hope you two are fans of history because we are heading off to the museum!”
Herd Tracker : Update : +1 ‘Pocket Sized Beaver Enthusiast’ Acquired
Herd Tracker : Update : +1 ‘Terrified Mother’ Acquired
Herd Tracker : Update : +1 ‘Big Meanie Exterminator’ Acquired
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Herd Tracker Widget : Herd Status Report
Herd Population : 21
Herd Occupants:
-Beau - Ancestor Human - Conservationist
-Anna - Ancestor Human - Graduated Medical student
-Mia - Ancestor Human - Old and mischievous
-Dr.Bilnen - Zurulian Doctor - Emotional Support Zurulian
-Aiko - Cured human Historian - Trying not to make it obvious
-Daisy - Cured human Exterminator - Certified big meanie
-Lucas - Cured Human Historian - Completely Oblivious
-Abdel - Cured Human U.E Military - Weary Event Planer
-Muca - Mazic Exterminator - Best Girlfriend
-Filin - Venlil U.E Military - Sneakily Licking Dave
-Dave - Cured Human U.E Military - Local Salt dispensary
-Dr.Coldwater - Sivkit Doctor U.E Military - Has two loving dads back home.
-Arun - Cured Human U.E Military - Placeholder human
-Chandra - Gojid U.E Military - Token Gojid
-Alma - Dossur U.E Military Squad Commander - Asleep in someone's pocket
-Mrs.Rami - Cured Human Old lady - To old to give a fuck
-Jezebel - Cured Human Horny Barista - Needs a cold cup of water
-Bruce - Cured Human Fabulous Salon Worker - Mr.Steal Your Ancestor
- John - Cured Human Salesman - totally a real name.
- Michael - Cured Human Child - aspiring Beaver expert
- Donna - Cured Human Mother - Mother of the year, wants to die.
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