I have created a funny lore for my list
Hey gits,
I have created a list and a fitting backstory for my 1000 points army “GROT FURS WUN”
I suggest listening to “Johnny B. Good” while reading this, I did while writing it.
Zodgrot was experimenting with a new drug for his grots and accidentally stabbed himself with the needle, injecting it to himself. While highly intoxicated he came to the conclusion that he is a grot himself and gathered his 10 best grots to roam around the Ork camp and cause havoc. While running through the camp they found the Battlewagon of Warboss Grotkikka. To teach him a lesson they sprayed it with the words “GROT FORS WUN” and decided to steal it. Little did they know was that the Mek and the Flash Gits who were supposed to guard the Battlewagon (and who of course got bored while doing so) decided to get drunk and were laying with a blackout in the back. Zodgrot and friends drove of with the wagon. The Killa Kans, the other 10 grots and the Mek Gun saw this and thought that the Revolushun has begun. They also started to run after the wagon. Since the Mek Gun was so heavy the grots couldn’t get that far when the boss came by and saw that his Wagon was gone. He beat up the grots and ordered them to get back to the objective. Then he quickly gathered his 10 Boyz, hopped in a Truck and started to chase his wagon.
Zodgrot saw the Boss Truck approaching and accidentally took a wrong turn, driving right into an enemy camp. Ramming an enemy vehicle the Wagon got stuck and alerted then enemies.They of course immediately started shooting at it, which made the Flash Gits and the Mek wake up. With the words “SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” in mind the Mek jumped out to try to repair the wagon, while the Flash Gits started to shoot from every hole in the wagon.
All this while the Boss Truck approached with the Boss shouting “Zodgrot, I’m gonna rip your head off!!”
Zodgrot quickly decided that he was better off fighting through the enemy than facing Grotkikka, jumped out with his grots and threw themselves into the enemy.
Surrounded by everyone Grotkikkas only aim was to get to Zodgrot, so he didn’t even care how many enemies he had to punch out of his way.
All this was accompanied by the 6 killa Kans who arrived after the truck and started to mess everyone up, because the grots were so railed up from the thought of the revolushun.
I had a lot of fun creating this background and I hope you enjoyed it, too!
Here is the list (feel free to copy, comment or suggest stuff):
Grot Fors Wun (1000 Points)
Orks
War Horde
Incursion (1.000 Points)
CHARACTERS
Mek (45 Points)
• 1x Killsaw
• 1x Kustom mega-slugga
Warboss (95 Points)
• Warlord
• 1x Attack squig
• 1x Kombi-weapon
• 1x Power klaw
• 1x Twin sluggas
• Enhancements: Headwoppa’s Killchoppa
Zodgrod Wortsnagga (90 Points)
• 1x Da Grabzappa
• 1x Squigstoppa
BATTLELINE
Boyz (80 Points)
• 9x Boy
◦ 8x Choppa
◦ 1x Close combat weapon
◦ 1x Rokkit launcha
◦ 8x Slugga
• 1x Boss Nob
◦ 1x Power klaw
◦ 1x Slugga
DEDICATED TRANSPORTS
Trukk (70 Points)
• 1x Big shoota
• 1x Spiked wheels
• 1x Wreckin’ ball
OTHER DATASHEETS
Battlewagon (160 Points)
• 4x Big shoota
• 1x Deff rolla
• 1x Grabbin’ klaw
• 1x Kannon
• 1x Lobba
• 1x Wreckin’ ball
Flash Gitz (80 Points)
• 1x Kaptin
◦ 1x Choppa
◦ 1x Snazzgun
• 4x Flash Git
◦ 4x Choppa
◦ 4x Snazzgun
Gretchin (40 Points)
• 10x Gretchin
◦ 10x Close combat weapon
◦ 10x Grot blasta
• 1x Runtherd
◦ 1x Runtherd tools
◦ 1x Slugga
Gretchin (40 Points)
• 10x Gretchin
◦ 10x Close combat weapon
◦ 10x Grot blasta
• 1x Runtherd
◦ 1x Runtherd tools
◦ 1x Slugga
Killa Kans (125 Points)
• 3x Killa Kan
◦ 3x Kan klaw
◦ 3x Rokkit launcha
Killa Kans (125 Points)
• 3x Killa Kan
◦ 3x Kan klaw
◦ 3x Rokkit launcha
Mek Gunz (50 Points)
• 1x Grot crew
• 1x Kustom mega-kannon
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