u/Bebinson

r/programmingcirclejerk

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[vibe-coded scheme implementation] Akkadian Error Messages: All runtime errors carry a Standard Babylonian preamble identifying the fault category. Selected phrases: Unbound variable - šumu lā šakin - the name is not established

u/Bebinson — 5 days ago

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"…spent a decade shepherding P0214 through nine revisions (…) committee shipped a library that compiles ten times slower than equivalent scalar code, runs slower than the auto-vectorizer it was supposed to replace, cannot express ARM SVE's scalable-width vectors, and has no runtime dispatch story."

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u/Bebinson — 6 days ago