u/BenRemFan88

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https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/may/16/fake-lawyers-scientists-chefs-punters-white-monkeys-chinese-businesses-global

Right so theres these companies right, they need some scientists, chefs, lawyers etc. Anyway so there this new agency in town offering workers on the cheap. Apparently they can fill all the jobs needed. They didnt want much pay but said if a box of bananas could be left out on friday it would make them happy. Also if someone could hang a few tyres in the workplace it helps them think better on the job. Anyway so they turn up first day and that. Suspciously short little fellas. Thought they might have tried it on with suzanne if they werent so hairy. Anyway turns out....

u/BenRemFan88 — 5 days ago