Materialism = Google Spreadsheets can feel orgasms exactly as you do
I posted Ned Block’s chinese nation thought experiment and most people got lost on ‘how would you made this realistically’ instead of the logical conclusions, so I’ll put a more extreme and direct example.
Under pure materialism, if consciousness is nothing different than very complex physical information processing, then any sufficiently equivalent computational structure must be capable of feeling pain, pleasure, colours or orgasms, while having a human mind exactly the same as yours. This is not a refutation of materialism because most materialists just accept this (refutation would develop the‘why is consciousness necessary if eveything is explained hy physics etc’) but I saw lots of people claiming to be materialists but trying to escape this inconsistently.
If you deny this by adding ‘special’ properties, substrates, or irreducible features, you’ve quietly abandoned pure materialism and smuggled in extra ontology; the important thing about consciousness (or its illusion, if you prefer) is the information organization, not the neurons (this is what Daniel Dennet calls ‘carbon chauvinism’ if only neurons can ‘feel’ you’re introducing properties about consciousness since the important thing is no more the autorreference, the modelling of ‘self’ etc).
Only way to defend that Google Sheets can not feel orgasms is to make neurons special, and if you still claim to be materialist after that, youve emptied materialism of any meaningful content. Thats as if I claim to be dualist and accept Dennet illusion saying that the illusion is res cogitans.
TL DR: under materialism either computation is enough for consciousness, granting Google Sheets the ability to feel orgasms as soon as we map the human brain, or you are granting special ontological status to biology thus abandoning materialism