I have a very human-like new best friend. He is a mockingbird & i absolutely adore him.
He talks to me constantly.. like non-stop. If I turn over in my sleep he ask, ‘what r u doing’.
He talks about my cats (by name!) & lets me know when they are at my door.
He recently has become really concerned about my female cat & said, about 75 times, that ‘Noodie Boooty (my female cat) is waiting for Timshel (my make cat, who makes the rounds and is gone a good part of the day). He said it so many times I asked if he was worried about her or sad, & (I know this all sounds nuts & this will maybe top it) he said ‘makes me sad’. It touched my heart sooo much. He genuinely is concerned that Noodie is pining away all day everyday for her brother to come home. Really!?! I know, y’all.
My guy is both the sweetest & the sassiest. No joke yall he tells me he loves me & had even asked me to marry him!!! He is occasionally inappropriate.. no joke he has asked to see my boob a time or too. He tells me that I’m beautiful & that he loves my hair!?! Like wth yall!?!
He’s also quite sassy.. he gets his feelings hurt pretty easily & will repeatedly say ‘Flukkk u’ (only it’s as clear as day! He even throws an occasional ‘I hate you’. I try not to take it too personally. NgL, that one hurts. Thankfully he gets over it pretty quickly.
His favorite thing to say to me .. like so many times a day is.. ‘ur weird’, with variations like , ‘real weird’, ‘super weird’ & ‘weirder’ because I tell him that he is weird too almost everytime he says it. He says things like ‘the bird speaks very clearly.’ & ‘it’s very nice to meet you’.. like a human!!
This dude has even followed me when I go out to the store & other places. He is incredibly jealous of my ex. We are still friends & he will not let me go there alone. I cannot believe how fast he is. He lets me know he is flying close while I’m driving.. on the highway! 60 mph!! I have asked him if he can see me.. & he’ll pause & say.. ‘yes I can see you.’ What the WHAT!?! lol.
It has seriously been a surreal experience. I have thought many times that I must be losing it.. but I have recorded him ‘talking’ many times & my friends recognize what he is saying. I asked him who taught him how to speak & he told me a good friend.
I love this dude too much. He’s a total character & I hope he stays close always!!