How to pass drug test for job
(I already passed) Okay so I went thru the worst stress of my life with ts so I’m making this post for my fellow stoners out there who have to get clean for a job drug test cuz researching ts on my own, it took me hours to get something good and find something that actually works and is backed up with science. So let’s say u have a week or two before the test. This only applies for more athletic people but nothing crazy just if u know ur metabolism is faster. Im a smoker who was cheefing carts all day all night joints all of that. What I did was burn AS MUCH fat as I could the first 5-6 days (cuz I thought I only had a week and a few days but if u have let’s say two weeks do this for the first week) I ate lightly and when I did it was ALWAYS something healthy. Don’t underestimate what food does for ur body. I had meals like pho, veggie soup, sashimi/sushi a lot of fruit, vegetarian indian dishes are SO good for this cuz they’re lighter but filling and the spices also help with metabolism and all of that. I went to the gym fasted (ik that’s not healthy all the time but for smt like this I’d do it) I lifted weights and did hella cardio u gotta make sure ur sweating and moving a lot. I tried the qcarbo drink which I’m not sure if it did anything so honestly not worth it. I also took laxatives SAFELY because more thc metabolites actually leave thru ur shit so make sure ur peeing and shitting like crazy. When I started getting those faint lines after like 5-8 days which by the way any line means a pass because the metabolites can’t bind to the dye at all unless it’s below the cut off, I’d say use multiple different tests at the same time just to make sure the one u have isn’t tweaking. But anyways after that that’s when I started eating heavier to lock in new weed free fat cells and avoiding the gym cuz I read that it can temporarily dump more thc into ur system. After 10-12 days I was clean. I ended up having to take my test much later lmao but oh was I ever stressing. This job is blue collar so ya js thought if anyone needed that help cuz I know how stressful ts is
For reference also I’m a 5’4 female 136 pounds