quick fix plus 6.4-used 7/4/26
This will be a detailed report on how my experience went to hopefully ease some nerves.
I should preface by saying I’m an everyday user (medical card), but I found out about the drug test after 1 entire year of applying and searching for the perfect job after being miserable at a dead end job. I don’t know why my dumbass thought they wouldn’t test me, being that I get a company car and credit card, but it’s safe to say I knew I was cooked when I saw my conditional offer letter. It’s like when you spend hours, days, weeks on a really tough boss fight, just to finally beat it and see an even larger, more intimidating health bar commencing a phase 2. I thought I’d be back at square one again after 3 rounds of interviews.
I spent countless hours researching, contacting people from the sub, and doing trial runs, and here is what worked best for me:
To start off, I’d never even heard of synthetic urine, and at first I panic bought Upass, heard about the inconsistencies, then bought 2oz of quickfix, heard it wasn’t enough on the subs (theyre right, its not, GET THE 3oz). I obviously had some extra bottles to spare so I dedicated one purely for practice with the heat pads vs body heat, since I knew temperature was the biggest hurdle.
My drive to the center was only 11 mins thankfully, so I knew I did not need a heatpad from experience. if you wear at least tight underwear, compression shorts, then pants over that tucked in your junk, the temp will NEVER drop below 96. I did 2 hour long practice runs and still never went below 96. i did even more layers and was able to maintain 98 but it was soo uncomfortable that I sacrificed the extra 2 degrees.
I took my test today, on the 4th of july as SOON as they opened at 8am. I did have a heatpad on standby just in case, because my plan was to intentionally get the bottle as close as possible to 100 on the way there so it could slowly drop to 96-98 as i waited. I heated in the microwave in 3 second increments until it read a stable 99-100(my microwave is powerful, this is where having a practice bottle comes in handy). I made a pitstop halfway there and briefly attached the heatpad while in the car just to raise the temp back up to 99, but I did not go inside with the heatpack still attached. I’ve heard of some people doing that and the temp being too high, and I did not want that added stress in a timed test, although I heard dipping in the toilet is pretty effective.
I should also mention to ease your nerves about the quickfix showing through your pants, that I brought TWO bottles with me tucked in my junk and it looked perfect. I could have did jumping jacks and a full on handstand, and those babies weren’t going anywhere. I had the 3oz on the left side tucked in my crotch, and a 2oz in the right, JUST IN CASE for whatever reason they made me wait and retest.
Be prepared for a super cold lobby, especially in the summer. I was surprised how freezing it was, keep your legs close together in this case to maintain heat without looking suss. I was surprisingly calm, and was chatting with the receptionist and then the nurse who brought me back. Make friends!! they will be less likely to be an ass and nitpick if you’re friendly, smile, and stay calm. LOOK CONFIDENT AND FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT.
I was brought to a very spacious bathroom and the toilet had some perfect counter space. It was very quiet but there was literally no one in the backrooms of the hospital, and I literally heard my nurse walk away and into the exam room maybe 10 steps away, so it’s not like she was pressed up against the door or anything.
I gave the 3oz two mild shakes, opened it and set it on the counter. I made sure I had to pee, BADLY. I heard a full bladder also helps keep temp more efficiently, so i peed a bit in the toilet for audio, and cut the stream while I poured in pretty much all the quickfix into the testing cup. Keep in mind the temperature will drop as heat is transferred into the cup; it will drop like 2 degrees. I wasted little time after it was poured, i peed for like 3 more seconds in the toilet and then opened the door to hand the cup over. DO NOT FLUSH THE TOILET. your mind will tell you to do so out of instinct, especially if you pee into the toilet, don’t do it lol you will fail, just keep reminding yourself of two important things you NEED to not do while in the bathroom, do not drop anything, and do not flush, and you’re chillin. also a 3rd is do not use the flip up cap, just unscrew the bottle and pour, it’s much quieter.
when I opened the door I confirmed that she was no where near the door, but Im sure she would have heard still if I dropped anything. She checked the temp and we were gucci, she did not raise to smell or make comments on the bubbles, even with my shaking the bottle i still didnt have many bubbles at all, if any, and thats fine, not all urine is bubbly. From there, you initial and date the tubes and it’s in Gods hands from there.
I am still awaiting results of course, it was sent to quest, and I was told that Fedex wouldnt be by to pickup the package today, so I’m assuming sometime next week I’ll get confirmation. (I have an offer letter but my job is waiting for drug test results to send me onboarding paperwork, so when they do, I’ll know I passed). I’ll be sure to keep yall updated!!!
Let me know if you have ANY questions at all, as I was in the same panicked and skeptical shoes that some people reading this post will be. Thank you quickfix!!!