u/BlahPigggggggggggg

Styling my Frog Butt Boyfriend

Hi all, I have a dilemna I need help with 😂🫠

My partner and I are in a very happy relationship but right now it is driving me absolutely insane that he does not wear pants that cover his buttcrack. Originally I was super judgemental and thought it's this huge thing of him just not caring or trying to cover it but apparently he just has a really tall butt crack!?

I realized this when our newborn son just kept having blowouts and I noticed he got his father's butt lmao.... And I mentioned this to my partner and he finally explained something called "frog Butt" and said that's why his clothes never fully cover him 😅... In theory he could just wear high wasted pants but he has a big belly that gets in the way, like an apron belly I think it's called?? And he says they don't fit right. He wants to lose weight but I see that as a long term project, not a now thing. I think he should have nice fitting clothes now and have this whole love yourself and your body now and the rest will follow outlook.....

Has anyone faced (or known anyone to face) this issue and come out the other side looking presentable in the behind region? Especially when bending over to change newborn diapers/play with the baby, etc ...which there is about to be a toooonnn of 😂🫠?

We need advice lol, he doesn't want to become a plumber :(

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u/BlahPigggggggggggg — 5 days ago