I asked Reddit users how big their biggest shits were...and got a SCARY response
my friends and I got stoned so we decided to ask Reddit users about poop stories. my friend john got the idea to ask about size cause we didn't think people ACTUALLY measured or weighed their shits cause this isn't South Park
but instead of joke answers or science or people telling us to mind our own business and stop being gross this dude responded
>My biggest shit was 3 feet long and 60 courics. It's still sitting in the toilet at my workplace. The boss charges people $5 to come see it and $10 to take pics. The other day it started singing. Should I be concerned.
just then I noticed john disappeared and there was a squirrel with a beer sitting in his place. then john came back and said he'd just had the most epic shit ever and it was sitting in my toilet singing
the squirrel laughed and took a sip of his beer.
i looked at the comment's timing. it was 2 minutes ago when john left to go to the bathroom
"but i didn't have my phone with me" john said