Officially saying "thank you for your service" before flushing a deuce, to honor all those fallen red blood cells.
reddit.comu/BlunderedPotential — 21 hours ago
Trying to get my driver's license to say I'm one fathom tall.
reddit.comu/BlunderedPotential — 9 days ago
The toughest thing about overthrowing The System is that uninstalling Excel and deleting every spreadsheet won't be as satisfying as burning a giant pile of invasive forms.
reddit.comu/BlunderedPotential — 13 days ago
I don't want to be a hero, I want to build a world where heroes are no longer necessary.
reddit.comu/BlunderedPotential — 23 days ago
I thought I knew where it was, but I'm having to fossick for my monocle.
reddit.comu/BlunderedPotential — 23 days ago
I talk to my kitty in the Voice of Zeus, not some unmanly baby voice.
reddit.comu/BlunderedPotential — 29 days ago
No, no, I meant you're a butt wipe in an endearing way.
reddit.comu/BlunderedPotential — 1 month ago
If you've ever planted cucumbers, you know they will arrive in numbers large enough to destroy you if you are not prepared.
reddit.comu/BlunderedPotential — 1 month ago
Helluva thing, trying to thread a needle that's sitting still, while going the speed of light.
reddit.comu/BlunderedPotential — 1 month ago
The most heroic thing he can do right now is admit he doesn't have what it takes to be the hero this time.
reddit.comu/BlunderedPotential — 1 month ago
Nothing says America like big thing go boom in the driveway.
reddit.comu/BlunderedPotential — 2 months ago
The behavior of feral hogs in the US is how I imagine humans behaved when we first unleashed ourselves on the world, and honestly, kinda never stopped.
reddit.comu/BlunderedPotential — 2 months ago
If someone had asked me to guess the meaning of gloaming, twilight or dusk would not have been my guess.
reddit.comu/BlunderedPotential — 2 months ago
Misspelling "tabacco" is on point for the smoking "lounge" at this shitty "bar".
reddit.comu/BlunderedPotential — 2 months ago
I've come to realize it isn't much fun cleaning the mess left because I left.
reddit.comu/BlunderedPotential — 2 months ago
Use the promo code Blunder100 just for the hell of it.
reddit.comu/BlunderedPotential — 2 months ago