Watching my neighbor paint his garage door the same color it already is reminds me we're all just out here digging holes to fill them back in.
reddit.comu/BlunderedPotential — 4 days ago
Quick question: How is paying a subscription supporting the "free" press?
reddit.comu/BlunderedPotential — 6 days ago
I have a sneaking suspicion the shape of the Universe is volute, now that we know it isn't some amorphous blob.
reddit.comu/BlunderedPotential — 13 days ago
At long, dying last, my days as a solivagant are coming to an end.
reddit.comu/BlunderedPotential — 24 days ago
Listen, my sweet kitty, that wasn't very meow of me, and I should have been more meow.
reddit.comu/BlunderedPotential — 1 month ago
Stop trying to save the machine of her, and learn to carry the spirit of her.
reddit.comu/BlunderedPotential — 2 months ago
Officially saying "thank you for your service" before flushing a deuce, to honor all those fallen red blood cells.
reddit.comu/BlunderedPotential — 2 months ago
Trying to get my driver's license to say I'm one fathom tall.
reddit.comu/BlunderedPotential — 2 months ago
The toughest thing about overthrowing The System is that uninstalling Excel and deleting every spreadsheet won't be as satisfying as burning a giant pile of invasive forms.
reddit.comu/BlunderedPotential — 2 months ago
I don't want to be a hero, I want to build a world where heroes are no longer necessary.
reddit.comu/BlunderedPotential — 3 months ago
I thought I knew where it was, but I'm having to fossick for my monocle.
reddit.comu/BlunderedPotential — 3 months ago
I talk to my kitty in the Voice of Zeus, not some unmanly baby voice.
reddit.comu/BlunderedPotential — 3 months ago
No, no, I meant you're a butt wipe in an endearing way.
reddit.comu/BlunderedPotential — 3 months ago
If you've ever planted cucumbers, you know they will arrive in numbers large enough to destroy you if you are not prepared.
reddit.comu/BlunderedPotential — 3 months ago
Helluva thing, trying to thread a needle that's sitting still, while going the speed of light.
reddit.comu/BlunderedPotential — 3 months ago