u/BoomerDown84

Does anyone have experience renting goats for "goatscaping" a yard? I know they used them at Tom Brown a few years back. Didn't know if there is someone local who is up for loaning a few hooved friends.

Went to Walmart a little while ago and saw a nice lady and her kids, beating through the bushes, snatching up the parking lot chickens' chicks and hurling them in the back of her Tesla.

I get it, they are technically free range but c'mon. I don't know why that got me so mad.

Am I wrong?