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please accept an illustrated taxonomy of (some more of) the shit currently occupying my brain & moments i’ve been witnessing 🙏✨

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1. distracted boyfriend meme about me abandoning my 47 existing interests the second a shiny new one appears

2. photo looking down at my legs on a train, wearing extremely colourful trousers featuring what can only be described as a pop art boobs variety show

3. meme about my preferred daily activity of pottering about & looking at things

4. diving geometry accidentally installed in the sitting room at 6am this morning. photo of morning sunlight reflecting across the corner of a room, forming two long, curved golden lines that travel across the ceiling & down the wall

5. meme about the god complex i develop after completing one admin task. it’s intoxicating

6. slightly blurry photo of a flock of sheep grazing in the Apuseni mountains in that strange purple light just before sunrise, taken while wild camping with my spouse 🌄

7. meme of bernie sanders requesting whimsy, financial security & a lil forehead kiss from the universe on my behalf xx

8. photo through a window at sunrise, with pink, orange & blue clouds glowing above silhouetted rooftops, with everyday tchotchkes sillhouetted along the windowsill

i don’t know what kind of job you need so you can hang out in a botanical garden all day, but im hunting for it

1. Photo of a greenhouse pond covered in lily pads, with huge bright green palm leaves hanging over the water & the glass roof reflected on its surface

2. Photo of an old botanical garden building almost hidden behind overgrown trees & plants, with warm wooden windows & a narrow path leading through the greenery

3. Close-up photo of small white flowers growing inside a lush greenhouse, with lots more white flowers & greenery blurred in the background

4. Photo of a weathered pale blue wooden door set into an old, crumbling cream wall, surrounded by potted plants & climbing greenery

5. Close-up photo of a colourful tropical plant with tiny orange, pink & purple berries/flowers, growing in a sunny greenhouse

6. Photo of a huge bright pink flowering tree against a clear blue summer sky, with an old greenhouse & botanical garden buildings behind it

7. Photo looking up through huge dark green tropical leaves inside a greenhouse, backlit by the sun through the glass roof

more photos of lil things that spiked my serotonin while on holiday ☁️✨

1. Photo looking out over the red-tiled rooftops & church towers of Brașov, surrounded by green, forested hills under a bright blue sky

2. Photo of several shelves tightly packed with worn, colourful vintage paperback books in an antique shop

3. Close-up photo of an old Romanian magazine page about Dracula, printed in black, white & red, with the title „În căutarea contesei Dracula” (Looking for Countess Dracula 🧛‍♀️)

4. Mirror selfie in an antique shop, wearing a colourful oversized jacket, surrounded by framed botanical & animal prints & little trinkets

5. Photo through the window of a closed, abandoned pet shop, showing an old portrait of a shaggy dog behind a rusty decorative metal grille

6. Abstract-looking photo of sunlit green grass distorted through the plastic mesh of a fishing chair’s cup holder

7. Photo of a flea-market table covered in old DVDs, including Romanian conspiracy documentaries about secret societies, spies & arrests

8. Photo of a vintage painted portrait of a smiling young person smoking a pipe, in an elaborate gold frame at a flea market

9. Photo of a flea-market table piled with old CDs, VHS tapes & DVDs — none of it’s explicit in the photo per se, but yes, it’s all old spicy films collected from Romanian Penthouse & FHM magazines 🤟

1. Photo looking down a tree-lined river, with an old footbridge crossing it & buildings visible through the trees in the distance

2. Photo looking down a long covered walkway in an old building, with high vaulted ceilings, decorative arches & patterned tiled floors

3. Close-up photo of an overgrown glass phone box covered in scribbles (graffiti?), with green vines growing all around and inside it

4. Close-up photo of a large tree trunk covered in bright green moss, with a small millipede near the bottom

5. Close-up photo of a pale orange, hairy caterpillar crawling across bright green moss

6. Close-up photo of a red & black millipede crawling along the mossy bark of a tree

7. Close-up photo of clusters of small brown shelf fungi growing across a moss-covered tree trunk

8. Photo of a large, dark painting depicting a shadowy greenhouse filled with dense, curling plants, with warm reddish light coming through an arched glass doorway at the back