100% pussy juice with pulp
Hey sloops, um. What the fuck even is this? Like I get that it’s fantasy—everything is amazing and whatever. But why is it that in every single book, every single character is just in LOVE with the taste of genital guice?
Have these authors ever tasted cum? Even licked a finger after flicking the bean?
Sure, give me dragons, magic shaddows that can fingerblast me. Give me telepathy, blue aliens, and pussies that are enchanted to accommodate thigh-sized monster cock. But CUM ON. The LINE must be DRAWN SOMEWHERE and frankly I put it right at “denying that sexual emissions taste any better than battery acid”. Like gurl what THE fuck.
Guzzle a fucking gatorate dude. I’d rather he break out a dental dam and everyone smiles while they wash their hands after.
TDLR: Suspended disbelief drowned alive by tasty cum.
Don’t fucking @ me, my shit tastes fine (it’s the juice they put in tesla batteries)