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I’m ☠️

I went to go find her this morning and could not find her account on Instagram or TikTok. Trying to figure out if I’m blocked but I’ve never said anything to or about her

Like all pregnant women, I had horrible cravings. I desperately wanted a turkey bacon ranch sandwich. However, you’re not technically supposed to eat deli meat unless you microwave/cook it first and what kinda of psychopath eats warm lunch meat?!? So I figured I would have to bypass the turkey and that was fine. I got extra bacon and no turkey.

… and I have never been more disappointed in my life. I know it’s just the pregnancy hormones being overly dramatic, but I wanted to cry when I realized that the sandwich had shredded lettuce on it and they changed the ranch. So then, I go to old tried and true to drown out my blues: my large curly fry with ranch…. JUST TO FIND OUT IT WASNT JUST A PACKAGE CHANGE ON THE RANCH AND IT WAS A WHOLE FORMULA CHANGE 😭

THEN my jalapeño poppers were soggy and I swear to the good Lord that was about to be my 13th reason.

…that’s all.