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Basically me everytime I play tdm in amer 🤣🤣

I have not found inner peace then 🤣🤣

Here are some things to know about the su 30 *tries not to rage*

#1: this is somehow the most productive variant of the flanker series.

#2: its design is utterly disgusting, and is based on the su 27.

#3: this thing sucks sooo badly they had to add conards to it in order for the thing to turn barely faster than a truck.

#4: this freak of nature is a 2 seat fighter mostly used as an anti-interceptor as it has 4 medium range missiles with good tracking (it got nerfed ages ago)

#5: it shares the same gun as the su 27 (along with the rest of the flanker series)

#6: absolutely no one cares about this peice of garbage unless they played ace combat.

#7: im never playing this thing ever again it guarantees you a 4 game losing streak.

Flanker series pt 3: the abomination- (ahem) su 33 coming somewhere tomorrow

They really just are the Iphones of the aircraft world... (except even worse)

Please note: this series will be divided into 5 different parts (just because im not gonna deal with flying all 5 at the same time) each flanker is at a different level, BUT still preform the same (i tested them just to make sure that they feel the same as before upgrades 2.0)

Remember when there was no 20s because all the people back then had 8s? (I remember.)

Edit: this was the personification of "controlled chaos" 💀 thank you to the verity of squads that joined before the major trophy reset yesterday to play customs, I absolutely enjoyed the chaos!

Edit: I wish I can do both but I still need to get the waste of human resources that is the "su-33" flanker (basically the iPhone 14)

Edit: im definitely violating some sort of Geneva convention in some way but just dont realize it 🤣

edit #2: okay I get that im an a** but im that that big of one lol

Here is a list of things the f-35 CANNOT do at all:

#1: it cannot seem to ever get a kill (i blame deux)

#2: it cannot turn correctly

#3: it cannot seem to fly faster than most medium fighters (are you kidding me?)

#4: it cannot seem to use its second gun for whatever reason (stares at the devs)

#5: its missiles cannot not turn at all (keep in mind these are the same missiles as the f 22 but they nerfed specifically the f 35's)

#6: it cannot get in any sort of dogfight(dont believe me? Try it yourself and see.)

#7: IT CANNOT TRADE WITH ANYTHING AT ALLL

Note: i hate this aircraft, never ask me to fly it again.

Here are somethings a f 22 can do at 20 that yours cant:

#1: it turns about as sharp as an f 16 (no wonder its a "5th gen")

#2: it can disintegrate ANYTHING with the guns (nerf this ..now.)

#3: like if that wasn't enough its 4 radars do collateral damage (they feel more like long range)

#4: its passive ability basically tells mig 23s who's boss by rejecting IR locks. (How is this legal?)

#5: it can go from f 16 - j-20 hunter in a split second (this is so fu*king awesome)

Note: this plane does not have max upgrades (yet) BUT, it is still very useful at 20.

Edit: i haven't played this in 2 weeks because I was upgrading it to 20 and lemme tell you, that was pain 🙄

Here's some things to know about the viggen:

#1: it has the longest range guns of any plane IN THE GAME. (Why does this exist?)

#2: it shares the adv's engine ability (this is annoying)

#3: its just like the foxhound, it only is fast in a straight line into the wall. (No offense to my foxhound)

#4: THIS THING H A T E S DOGFIGHTS.

Edit: i almost died... 5 TIMES! 💀

Here are some things to know about the felon:

#1: this is the world's largest paperweight.

#2: claims suggest it has "stealth" (i dont think so.)

#3: deux really likes to shoot at it (id do the same thing)

#4: it can chass j 20s... thats the only good thing about it.

Edit: i totally forgot about the viggen video 🙄🤦

Warning: the following clip contains 1 billion crabs. If you have kabourophobia, or sensitive to EXTEREME chaos, just skip this clip altogether and go about on your day.

Edit: i was laughing at this for 15 minutes 💀😂

Edit #2: happy 4th of July folks!

Edit #3: subscribe to tyler for more crab raves.

This is litterally the adv in most people's perspectives 💀

Edit: shout out to wrath for flying with me!

Here is a list of things to know about the adv: (for beginners)

#1: it has a decoy that can repel manual & radar missiles and your bullets. (If you can even land a bullet on it.)

#2: like if the decoy wasn't already enough it has highly advanced hunter missiles that will track you all the way down to hell. (Yep I hate this thing.)

#3: like if the terminator missiles wasn't enough you got medium range IRS to deal with the rafs (this thing shouldn't exist.)

#4: LIKE IF ALLLLL THAT WASNT ENOUGH IT HAS GUNS (not just guns but guns that shred.)

#5: it shares the same ability as the viggen. (For the viggen users in the audience, viggen video coming soon.)

#6: claims suggest it was "nerfed" even though it FEELS THE EXACT SAME AS IT DID SINCE RELEASE. (This is just madness.)

Edit: i haven't played this aircraft in a month so id probably suck at it now lol

Edit: hopefully me even bringing this up is not in violation of the Geneva Conventions 🤣

Here is a list of things/tips to know about priority target (for beginners)

#1: this is hell.

#2: *tip*: when flying pt try to use fast/agile planes such as the following: f-16, f-1, jas-39, m.III, mig 19 (ofc), mig 21, mig 23 (grim approved), m2k, f3-r (rafale), f-106, (basically any delta wing), kf-21, ADV, f-22, su-57, f-4 (with ability), f-14, and j-20 (yes you heard that right. J-20.) And the list keeps going.

#3: (did I mention this is hell?) Priority target is basically air superiority but worse..

#4: *tip*: when flying in a 5 stack be sure to always stay near center before 15 point mark.

#5: this is very stressful.

#6: in 5 stacks, ALWAYS have someone fast enough to steal the point while your teamates kill everyone else.

#7 and probably most important: DONT GO TO ENEMY SPAWN. That is a horrible idea and you will most certainly die.

#8: never rely on bots in this mode...(or any mode in general)

#9: ...what else do I have to say? THIS IS HELL💀

Edit: im never playing priority target again. Bring back elimination that was more fun!

Psst: priority target video dropping later today.

(I regret ever recording this 💀🤦)

Why do people have to do this only when live streams have user rewards? 💀🤦🙄

Psst: a-4 video coming soon...