


Rocking horse
This is an antique rocking horse. I think. I know nothing about rocking horses. Or cursed objects. There doesn’t appear to be any manufacturing information, carved inverted cross, or barcode anywhere on it. All I know is that those beady eyes follow me about the house. Frankly, too, there’s no telling if that’s real human hair it’s sporting (see pics). This was given to my wife by an unnamed older lady (no word if witch) in a parking lot for no reason. My wife saw approximately zero red flags. She accepted this gift(?) without asking about provenance or if it was once part of some dark ritual. She didn’t have the wherewithal either to swing by a church to get it blessed before she brought it into our home. I haven’t tested the red “paint” to see if it’s actually dried blood yet, but I have my suspicions. It’s hard to determine whether or not we’ve been cursed by this thing because we have four boys, and separating what’s normal chaos from satanic influence is a fool’s errand. Can anyone tell me anything about this?