u/BuddyFlapjack

Me and my friends literally binged the new map all damn day, and now late into the night, and I hopped onto the main suv excited to discuss all the my new experiences and shit, only to see literally *everyone* suddenly hating this game and shitting on Embark relentlessly. Jesus fucking Christ, it's a shit show over there right now! Are we playing a completely different game?? I had a fucking BLAST today! What the hell is everyone's problem over there?

I feel like Embark cursed themselves by coming out the gate so Goddamn strong, that they're being held to a ridiculously high standard, a standard that they very well deserve. But now everyone expects too much out of them, and even though they came out with a *completely free* massive update, it didn't hit the ridiculously high mark for some people, and those ungrateful twats feel jipped or something. I honestly don't know what the fuck their problem is...

Anyway, let's hear some praise for the new map! What are y'all's stories, close calls, crazy loot runs, run-ins with the new threats?

Anyone want to show a newbie the ropes in Windrose?