
Renaming every BFDI contestant that DOESN'T start with F so that they do NOW.
Since every BFDI winner starts with F (no she's not named Book, she's Fashion Magazine), so:
BFB:
8-Ball: Four times two-ball
Balloony: Filled-with-airy
Barf Bag: Foul Stuff Bag
Basketball: Fast Pace Bounceable Ball
Bell: Frequent Sound Generator
Black Hole: From Outer Space
Blocky: Funny-doer
Bomby: Fuse Bomby
Book: Fashion Magazine
Bottle: Fragile Container
Bracelety: Fangirl
Bubble: Floaty Air Trap
Cake: Fanboy of Failure
Clock: Fanboy of First-placer
Cloudy: Fast Collector
Coiny: Facing Heads (or Facing Tails)
David: Flimsy Being
Donut: Fried Dough Ring
Dora: Fearless Explorer
Eggy: Fartsmeller's Wife
Eraser: Forceful Remover
Gaty: Fence Gaty
Gelatin: Firm Textured Dessert
Golf Ball: Factual Genius
Grassy: Fronds
Ice Cube: Frozen cube
Leafy: Flag Planter
Lightning: Frying Strike
Liy: Flippy (as in, she's flippable)
Lollipop: Finger Lickin Good
Loser: Failure
Marker: Flag Impaling Victim
Match: Firestick
Naily: Fun Wordplayer
Needle: Fierce Slapper
Nickel: Five Cent Denomination
Pen: Formal Writing Utensil
Pencil: Fierceful Menace
Pie: Filling Explosive Pie
Pillow: Fabric Cushion
Pin: Factory Made Point
Puffball: Fluffball
Remote: Far away Controller
Robot Flower: Flower But Robot
Roboty: Fabricator of Morse Code
Rocky: Frozen Lava
Ruby: Finessed Stone
Saw: Finger Cutter
Snowball: Frozen Powder Ball
Spongy: Fatty
Stapy: Fanged Fastener
Taco: Fish Taco
Teardrop: Fluid Drop
Tennis Ball: Fuzzy Ball
Tree: Fall Indicator
TV: Flatscreen
Woody: Firewoody
Yellow Face: Face
TPOT newbies that made it in:
Winner: First-placer
Price Tag: Fancy Indicator
BFDIE:
Beach Ball: Floaty Ball
Hot Dog: Frankfurter
Jammy: Fruit Spready
Money: Finance
Needy: Fine apathetic
Rose: Flower Species
Ruler: Fine Line Measurer
Sidewalky: Footpathy
Sticker: Fatiguing to remove.
Toothpaste: Flourine Paste.