u/Budget-Activity-863

Renaming every BFDI contestant that DOESN'T start with F so that they do NOW.

Renaming every BFDI contestant that DOESN'T start with F so that they do NOW.

Since every BFDI winner starts with F (no she's not named Book, she's Fashion Magazine), so:

BFB:

8-Ball: Four times two-ball

Balloony: Filled-with-airy

Barf Bag: Foul Stuff Bag

Basketball: Fast Pace Bounceable Ball

Bell: Frequent Sound Generator

Black Hole: From Outer Space

Blocky: Funny-doer

Bomby: Fuse Bomby

Book: Fashion Magazine

Bottle: Fragile Container

Bracelety: Fangirl

Bubble: Floaty Air Trap

Cake: Fanboy of Failure

Clock: Fanboy of First-placer

Cloudy: Fast Collector

Coiny: Facing Heads (or Facing Tails)

David: Flimsy Being

Donut: Fried Dough Ring

Dora: Fearless Explorer

Eggy: Fartsmeller's Wife

Eraser: Forceful Remover

Gaty: Fence Gaty

Gelatin: Firm Textured Dessert

Golf Ball: Factual Genius

Grassy: Fronds

Ice Cube: Frozen cube

Leafy: Flag Planter

Lightning: Frying Strike

Liy: Flippy (as in, she's flippable)

Lollipop: Finger Lickin Good

Loser: Failure

Marker: Flag Impaling Victim

Match: Firestick

Naily: Fun Wordplayer

Needle: Fierce Slapper

Nickel: Five Cent Denomination

Pen: Formal Writing Utensil

Pencil: Fierceful Menace

Pie: Filling Explosive Pie

Pillow: Fabric Cushion

Pin: Factory Made Point

Puffball: Fluffball

Remote: Far away Controller

Robot Flower: Flower But Robot

Roboty: Fabricator of Morse Code

Rocky: Frozen Lava

Ruby: Finessed Stone

Saw: Finger Cutter

Snowball: Frozen Powder Ball

Spongy: Fatty

Stapy: Fanged Fastener

Taco: Fish Taco

Teardrop: Fluid Drop

Tennis Ball: Fuzzy Ball

Tree: Fall Indicator

TV: Flatscreen

Woody: Firewoody

Yellow Face: Face

TPOT newbies that made it in:

Winner: First-placer

Price Tag: Fancy Indicator

BFDIE:

Beach Ball: Floaty Ball

Hot Dog: Frankfurter

Jammy: Fruit Spready

Money: Finance

Needy: Fine apathetic

Rose: Flower Species

Ruler: Fine Line Measurer

Sidewalky: Footpathy

Sticker: Fatiguing to remove.

Toothpaste: Flourine Paste.

u/Budget-Activity-863 — 15 hours ago

I kinda miss Ruby's 35 sisters.

I thought the arc in BFDIA 12 had so much potential if only it was given a few more episodes, but it was cut short in episode 15 thanks to Ruby being up against Ms. Untouchable herself.

And they were never seen again in BFB and TPOT. Maybe it's because they died forever in BFDIA 9th prime...

u/Budget-Activity-863 — 19 hours ago

The BFB split didn't feel like a true "split".

For it to actually feel like a true split, Post Split and TPOT should've ran simultaneously, with them alternating episode releases, like first BFB 17, then TPOT 1, then BFB 18, then TPOT 2 etc, but instead, BFB finished long before TPOT got its second episode, so we have to wait YEARS until we can see the Post Splitters back in action again (not just as cameos)

u/Budget-Activity-863 — 1 day ago

If this will actually be the case...

then the new characters will have to permanently disappear sometime before BFB, since BFB only has the 60 or so IDFB characters and Origami, Fanged Fastener and Last Placer.

Or this will just be scrapped altogether...

u/Budget-Activity-863 — 2 days ago

Jacknjellify are so inconsistent when it comes to multi-parters.

Like, why label BFDI 1a and 1b as two parts of the same episode, as well as all of BFDIA 5 as parts of the same episode too,

and then label BFDIA 19 and 20 and BFB 13 and 14 as separate episodes instead of two parts of one whole episode?

u/Budget-Activity-863 — 6 days ago

The chances of TPOT 23's elimination being the best and most satisfying one in the entire history of the series is 28.571428 repeating %

No further elaboration or else I'll sound annoying...

u/Budget-Activity-863 — 6 days ago

If you DON'T have friends in Vote to Save, you're doomed. If you DO have friends in Vote to Save, you're ALSO doomed.

Not having friends in Vote to Save will screw you over because the voters will see you as boring and bland and having nothing to do.

ACTUALLY having friends in Vote to Save will ALSO screw you over because you have to split votes with your friend(s), so some of the voters that would've originally voted for you would vote for (one of) your friend(s) instead, thinking you'll be safe.

In short, either way, no matter if you have friends or not, you're screwed in Vote to Save...

u/Budget-Activity-863 — 8 days ago

There would be more parallells between the four winners if Needle won BFDIA than if Book won.

Two fernozzles, two pokeys.

Two guys, two girls.

Two slappers, two plants.

There might be more...

u/Budget-Activity-863 — 9 days ago

Once you make it to the finale once, you'll never make it to the finale again.

That's why Needle will be basically screwed in future seasons. People will vote her out because she was 2nd place in BFDIA, and therefore doesn't deserve to make it far. So it's better to do bad than to do well and not win if you want to have a good chance at winning a future season...

u/Budget-Activity-863 — 9 days ago

To make it fully clear: My hatred for Book started spiking in BFDIA 15, when she killed my girlie...

That was the most UNACCEPTABLE thing ever!!! She deserves to rot in hell FOREVER, NEVER TO BE RECOVERED EVER AGAIN!!!

u/Budget-Activity-863 — 10 days ago

Fun fact: Loser is currently the only contestant to have an elimination survival rate between 0% and 50%

He has been up for elimination a total of 3 times, and he only survived one of them, which means, excluding the ones who have never survived an elimination at all, Loser is the only contestant to have been eliminated more than he has been safe...

u/Budget-Activity-863 — 11 days ago

Book fans are some of the luckiest people in the world to have their favorite never being eliminated for THIRTEEN YEARS.

I thought C&M wanted to PREVENT a situation like this from happening, for example when they written my favorite out of the game because she won the prize twice, but no. They just had to let Book get glazed over and over until she became UNSTOPPABLE.

I wish MY favorite was the one that was never eliminated for thirteen years instead.

Instead, C&M decided to make her betray her team just because she was too loved, then in her next season, gave her little to no screentime, and in the season after that, disqualify her from the contest and putting her team UFE. And then she got out AGAIN...

u/Budget-Activity-863 — 12 days ago

Some are easy, some are hard.

Also, there are actually 9 nicknames on the last slide just like every other slide, not 8.

I forgot a nickname so I'll just say it here: Porcelain

u/Budget-Activity-863 — 19 days ago