Edward, the birthday dad, and glider and green and boxy. Edward has a motive. June looks slim and yellow like chuck. Silver is close with chuck but probably closer secretly. Junes neck makes her look inbred. Both Edward and chuck have bushy eyebrows so the kids may have not got them from red
If the Angry Birds went feral/were farmers, it would be difficult to imagine them as the Agri Birds. Let's look through this alternate universe lens and see what is consistent to the universe we know and love
Especially since using your phone sideways in public is more embarrassing than it should be, and most games condition you to use your phone in portrait. and you can adjust the power of the slingshot without worrying about your finger in the way of seeing the bird. And for some holding it controlling with just your thumb is the way to go
Obscure indie games with the same amount of memebers have only 100 online at a time. Isn't this metric crazy
I seen places people say it's AAAAH HING IT or AGEEGEEIA and the most common one is Aaaaajuñia. But I found it. Say Aagirhrha!
How piggy island is Atlantis
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A big sunken island, mostly submerged but now looks like an archipelago. Piggy Island is the mainland, but the archipelago consists of golden island, and in the Angry Toons episode titles Party Ahoy there is an unnamed island off coast. The bigrest clue piggy island is part of an archipelago is the exsistence of Bird and Eagle Island in eye view. I believe Piggy Island sunk and only the high level parts stayed. This is because
still bears the name, there is a little island, the Desert Island. If it didn't attach to piggy island it would float away.
In golden island The Great Baobab Tree Stella and her friends live in couldn't grow if there wasnt land under the water. Baobab tree require deep root systems to survive and despite being slightly off the coast it's alive
There is an ancient king pig statue underwater nearby that looked like wasn't dropped in the water. In fact it broke when chuck brushed by. This means it was built on dry land and water rose around it. If it was dropped off a ship it would have shattered
When they go underwater in angry birds toons it's not deep at all even when theyre far from the mainland therye in the photic zone when touching the floor.
The pigs love to build. They lost the knowledge of building statues like the ancient king pig because they lost the architecture. But they still have the dna and love to build without a blueprint
In the Rio opening cutscene/trailer the red line showing where the helicopter was moving stretched from the east of Rio de Janerio
A lot of piggy island hooked jagged, whether it be the mountains in crown range or cobalt plateau or hog head mountain. These are all peaks so the flat land and valley sank. The desert island is the highest area of a larger desert. If you ask an expert they'd say it's submerged
This means up to short fuse in classic, 2014 In seasons, cosmic crystals in space, the entirety of Rio, star wars and bad piggies in box2d, the purer more difficult physics engine before unity that helped angry birds get popular, and it's gonna be hard to calculate because of varying skill levels playing a casual yet hardcore game
How piggy island is made of multiple masses
A big island, split apart to a few islands including golden island, an unnamed island from Party Ahoy in angry birds toons, it sank during the episode but it proves Piggy Island used to be big and split to an archipelago or sunk. I believe piggy island sunk and only the high level parts stayed. This is because 1. Of the south of the part of piggy island, the part that still bears the name, there is a little island. If it didn't attach to piggy island it would float away. 2. In golden island the baobab tree couldn't grow if there wasnt land under the water. 3. There is an ancient king pig statue underwater nearby that looked like wasn't dropped in the water. In fact it broke when chuck brushed by. 4. When they go underwater in angry birds toons it's not deep at all even when theyre far from the mainland 5. Rio confirms piggy island is in the Atlantic
Angry Birds for Smash
Fighter name is The Flock and series icon is an egg
the fight starts with an approaching AAAAJUNIA and red landing on screen
NEUTRAL special: SLINGSHOT duh and it has a generous aimer with the dotted line so the fight is more about technicality than aiming
SIDE special: activate a modified version of the birds abilities without the slingshot summoned.
there are 5 birds by the way, red, chuck, the blues, matilda, and bomb
up down and bird abilities will be described later
TILTS: SWITCH BIRD similar to rex’s neutral
other ways to switch bird:
BIRD ABILITIES:
RED: screams to stun opponents
CHUCK: basically turns to warios bike
THE BLUES: JIM JAKE and JAY, in a stack. the top blue is thrown to a place of the players choice but has a limited range to that of the slingshot. the thrown blues just harass the opponents and the “clones” stay once you swap the bird. if a blue dies you can just throw it back as jim because there are smash players who don’t know they are really brothers and shrug them off as clones.
MATILDA: drops an egg, leave slippery yolk, and launches in an arc. the arc is horizontal than to that of the vertical she gains in the original game
BOMB: explotano
their powers can’t be used again until they hit the ground. you can’t cancel them, but the closest way you can is…
UP special: a Bad Piggies BALLOON attaches to the bird and they slowly drift up. any inertia especially the inertia from the side specials is saved.
the lower the altitude the more balloon but they pop the higher the altitude. this serves no purpose other than to quicken up the slow upwards recovery only to be possibly spiked down anyways
DOWN special: TNT the bird latches on to a TNT crate and the explosion cancels most of there inertia. doesn’t damage the bird but deals damage to opponents. the blast is activated on letting go off the stick and button or hitting the ground
TRACKS: fight and flight, bad piggies old and new themes, and egg defender but the waves progress when fighters take a certain amount of damage
TAUNTS:
UP: The bird pulls a worm from the ground and eats it in one gulp
SIDE: an angry face at the players
DOWN: takes out the eggs and gently place a blanket on them
STELLA ALT SKIN:
RED as STELLA blows bubbles
CHUCK as POPPY drills forward
THE BLUES as LUCA makes sound tornadoes with his mouth. his two top feathers wilt to indicate if there are 1, 2 or 0 available tornadoes left
MATILDA as WILLOW spins guiding her inertia to an arc and drops slippery paint
BOMB as DAHLIA frantically mixes potions to make an explosion like int the game
MAP
Cobalt Plateaus Seige
With the classic Poached Eggs bamboo background, you’re in the middle of a fight between birds and pigs.
On the left, theres a hill so steep any fighters can’t climb on it. but planted on top is the slingshot in the classic 2d style. the birds are the stage hazards. the birds are in the classic 2d style but the fighter The Flock is in a smashified style. every bird launch theres different bird. you got red chuck and the blues, but you’ll get guys like gale, ruby, ice bird, hockey bird, and way more cameos. but they don’t activate their abilities as that will cause chaos but will allow for more cameos.
On the right, you see a tall pig structure. something is familiar about it, not just the fact that its from a angry birds, it uses the models for the blocks in the target hit mini game from Brawl, the one that fans speculated Sakurai accidentally took inspiration from Angry Birds because of how prominent it was at the time. the pigs in it, naturally, have the 2d classic style. the structure can only be toppled y the stage hazard birds. once it falls most blocks are broken but theres TNT, ice wood and stone laying around. they can be hit b fighters to be thrown around. the heavier the block the tougher it is to move but deals more damage when hitting an opponent fighter. the pigs stat fighting back. from the right, you see bad piggies cars approaching, or at least the vehicles from Egg Defender. The blocks and wheels used for the cars are 3d to indicate they are intractable as well. All the cars have a fruit cannon or TNT built in them. Once the cannon is launched once or once the vehicle breaks from a fighter or a stage hazard angry bird the pig tries to escape the car by running away or with a balloon. the pigs can be killed by fighters but it does nothing. blocks and bird corpses will be scattered not he ground
Final Smash: Sardines are thrown. they bounce off the opponent instead of immediately calling the mighty eagle first like in game. this may be frustrating to aim but final smashes should be outside competitive settings only, and fun playable final smashes that make sense are welcomed. mighty eagle flies down and ounces off the bottom of the screen like in game
Cool details
on the up taunt: when chuck uses it he stares at the worm then gulps it faster than your eyes can percieve, the blues fight for the worm and then one gulps it whole
when the bird dies the pigs laughing sound at the level failed screen of the original game plays
Victory screen
the birds do the “hoo-hoo-hoo-ha-hoo” cheer followed by the drums and then level_complete.wav plays.
victory one will be the birds breakdancing
victory two will be the birds chilling
second place screen will be red, or stella, trying to hold back his anger