VC Looking For An Emotionally Available Woman in Bangalore (Seed Round Open)
32M. VC. Bangalore.
Professionally, I invest in high-growth companies. Personally, I’m trying to find one emotionally stable woman in this city, which statistically appears to be the riskier bet.
Pedigree education, good career, financially sorted, decent gym discipline, capable of executing infectious road trips and emotionally stable enough to own plants that are somehow still alive.
I’ve reached that stage of life where:
* I want chemistry, not confusion
* Peak and exclusive intimacy (was never into casual encounters)
* One great girl, not 14 half-dead conversations
* That perfect flirt to roast ratio with endless banter (and moments of deep eye contact in between)
* Podcast worthy conversations about conspiracy theories while combined “bakchodi” so infectious that even Samay Raina feels jealous!
Not against exclusivity at all. Just think it should happen naturally when two people are obsessed enough with each other that nobody else feels interesting anymore! For that to happen, willing to put time and efforts. (And not ghost after a couple of dates)
Looking for someone who:
* Can flirt without sounding AI-generated
* Is equally comfortable at a cocktail bar or eating dosa on a plastic chair at 1am
* Can survive long drives, airport delays, terrible playlists, and me explaining startup valuations against everyone’s will
* Has enough personality to bully me slightly
* And understands that emotional availability is hotter than abs now (though abs are perfectly coming, 4 months more!)
Things I bring to the table:
* Road trips
* Even better wine
* Gym discipline (along with baking skills)
* A dog as a bonus
* Straightforwardness and brutal honestly at it’s peak
* Patience, perseverance and dedication
* Hopeless and evergreen romance
* And the ability to book an international trip faster than most men reply “haha”
Things I do NOT bring:
* Crypto evangelism
* Andrew Tate opinions
* “Alpha male” comments
* Avoidant attachment disguised as “busy with work”
* Golf club membership (unfortunately)
Not looking to get married by Diwali.
Not looking for a 7-month situationship either. Just looking for real dates and road trips transitioning from “best friends” to “dating” to “relationship” to “engaged” to “married”.
In short, a story worth narrating to our grand children.
If you’re funny, self-aware, attractive (mentally), mildly chaotic, and capable of making airport departures feel romantic instead of exhausting, please DM me!
Worst case: We get one great story out of it.
Best case: Our friends become unbearably jealous.