I have a plan to save shiggy
okay so basically
we give s*ny money
I know, it sounds insane. But we could save Shiggy by buying the entirety of S*ny; this would cost roughly 130 billion dollars—however: that is marginal compared to the money that Shiggy needs for his food budget (roughly 3 shigillion dollars monthly). Upon owning the entirety of S*ny, we could give the company to Nintendo; Nintendo could then destroy S*ny from the inside—and... repurpose their employees.
This would give Nintendo access to all the PS in the world; Nintendo could win the console war by bricking them all remotely—and Shiggy will never need to worry about not eating again as the S*ny losers would stop eating his rightful cake! All the market share should belong to Shiggy, and by destroying the competition: it could happen...