u/Cable93

I'm out on the sand, a long way from the bathroom. So sometimes I'll piss down my leg. If I stand a bit off center, I can angle my penis down such that the stream of urine goes straight through to the ground without coming in contact with my swimsuit or my feet. I can get away with doing this in a crowd of people because my penis is not exposed. I can even just go ahead and piss my shorts if I want because the salt water will wash it when I swim. Also I'm very well hydrated with very clear healthy urine so it's basically water. It's very good stuff.

Now what would happen if I walked out on the beach and pulled down my pants and shit out a two and a half foot log right on the beach. What I can do is spend the night before eating avocados and a pile of black beans. Wake up and eat 20 bananas with 10 cups of hot coffee. Then go straight out on the sand and explode.

I want to explain my redesign proposal.

I would go back to the design of the 2000s jersey but with different colors.

For the solid color for the jersey, give me the current blue from the blue and orange but tinted darker, almost black. Like the solid black 2000s jersey vibe, but just a slight navy blue tint to it.

For the Astros lettering, letters in white but use a multi-colored outline. From the outside in, outline it real thin lines of white, brick red (the same one from the 2000s), orange (the same shade of orange they have now), and then white for the letter. So I'm putting the brick red and the orange in the same color scheme.

Then, take the 90s star and put that in white or gold dressing the top right corner of the Astros wording.