[Fabius Bile: Manflayer by Josh Reynolds] How Fabius charmed his way into Haemonculi coven and hurt their feelings
Oleander Koh is an apothecary of the Emperor's Children and former pupil of Fabius. Captured by harlequins during a raid on an eldar craftworld, he was given as a gift to Haemunculi coven, telling them everything he knew about secret hideouts and bases of Fabius and his former colleagues in Fabius' Consortium.
>Hexachires cleansed his hands in a bowl of astringent liquid offered up by one of his servants and said, ‘You did well, Oleander. You make for an adequate test subject, if nothing else. Better than your master, at least.’ Oleander clambered to his feet. ‘You hate him, don’t you?’
Hexachires paused. ‘No. One is not offended by the actions of a child, or an animal. One is frustrated. The sad truth is, I quite liked Fabius. More so than most of those who make up my coven. They are greedy, ambitious creatures – most of them barely old enough to recall that the great empire did not die all at once, as the performances of the Harlequins maintain, but rather in slow, agonising stages. They do not know the beauty of that time, or what it meant to those of us who struggled to create during it.’
He looked down at Oleander. ‘But Fabius understood, if only in limited fashion. He witnessed the death of your Imperium, and has catalogued its long, slow decline into the dark abysses of inconsequentiality. We were of similar minds, he and I. That is why I did not kill him when he arrived.’
‘Tell me about it.’
Hexachires hesitated. ‘What?’
‘Tell me. Please.’
‘And why would I do that?’
‘So that I might learn.’
Hexachires paused. ‘Very well. Let it never be said that I have ever turned away an eager mind. I am a teacher by inclination. I have a compulsion to share my bounteous wisdom with those who ask.’
‘Did Fabius ask?’
‘In a manner of speaking. He raided our original facilities. Quite a daring gambit – forceful, brutal, but with a certain animal guile. I was taken with his bravado from the first. We haemonculi are not, by nature, prone to such displays. We leave that to the wyches in their arenas.’
‘You captured him.’
‘That depends on your definition of capture.’ A note of admiration crept into Hexachires’ voice. ‘I maintain to this day that he allowed it. He wanted to attract our attention and succeeded. I saw through him at once, of course – he could not hide his need for our wisdom. I could smell the desperation on him.’
‘And so you taught him.’
‘Everything. We taught him everything.’ Hexachires turned away. ‘Oh, he had the fundamentals to be sure. A basic understanding of genetic manipulation, a working knowledge of anatomical reconstruction, even a solid grasp of certain technologies one would not expect a mere mon-keigh to be aware of, let alone understand. But despite his precociousness, there was much he did not know.’
‘You sound as if you’re proud of him.’
‘I am. And that is why I will conduct this extermination with a heavy heart. But conduct it I will.’
‘Is it because he escaped?’ Oleander pressed. ‘Is that why you’re looking for him?’
‘In part,’ Hexachires said. ‘We did not give him permission to leave. Our protests went unheeded, however. And in the process, he started a war between the Kabal of the Slashed Eye and the Kabal of the Stolen Conscience and used the fighting as cover to escape from Port Carmine. A war that’s still going on, I might add.’
Oleander resisted the urge to laugh. That sounded like the Fabius he remembered. ‘Is that all?’ he said. ‘You got off lightly. He’s done worse, for less gain.’
‘He insulted us. Abused our hospitality. Gobbled our secrets as if they were but sweetmeats. And then had the audacity to flee before we could extract them from him.’ Hexachires drew himself up. ‘Isn’t that right, Diomone?’ he called out. ‘As I recall, you were inordinately fond of our guest.’
‘No less than yourself, Hexachires,’ Diomone said stiffly, ignoring the looks tossed her way by her fellows. ‘We were all taken in by his youthful eagerness and primitive wiles.’ She looked at Oleander, and he realised her eyes were cleverly designed prosthetics. ‘They are a… vibrant species, after all.’
A murmur of agreement passed through the others at this. Hexachires chuckled. ‘Yes, I suppose. If one finds brute primitivism attractive.’ He shook his head. ‘Nonetheless, punishment is due. But first we must draw him out. To that end, we will strike his territories. One after another, until he finally deigns to show himself. A simple enough plan, but then the best plans always are, I feel.’
>(Some time later, after failed attempt to kill Fabius)
>Hexachires went to the lectern. A wrack crouched before it, holding up an archaic-looking broadcaster. Hexachires tapped it, eliciting a hollow boom that echoed throughout the chamber. He cleared his throat, and began.
‘Brothers and sisters, I come before you with a heavy heart. Despite my best efforts, our quarry has slipped the noose and fled to parts unknown.’
A wasp-hum of jeers and insults rose from the haemonculi seated on the benches. To Oleander, they looked like so many furious insects, disturbed from their hive. Hexachires raised his hands, and slowly they fell silent.
‘I am angry as well, my friends. It burns in me twice as hot, for is the responsibility not mine? Was I not the one who invited this treacherous fiend into our innermost demesnes?’
A chorus of scornful assent met these words. Hexachires basked in the opprobrium. He spread his hands in mock helplessness. ‘I can only beg your forgiveness. I thought to fix my mistake, to bring this treacherous beast to heel myself, but I see now that such is beyond even my skill. Thus, I turn to you, the Synod of the Thirteen Scars, and ask for your aid in dealing with the problem before us.’
‘And why should we do that, Hexachires?’ a haemonculus shouted. ‘This is your mess. You clean it up.’ Heads nodded and a sprinkling of applause filtered through the chamber.
‘As I said before, Ominilian, I’ve tried.’ Hexachires pinned the heckler with a stare. ‘And this mess goes beyond me. Though I am ultimately responsible, it was our weakness – our weakness – that allowed him to steal away with our secrets. Why, even you, Ominilian… did you not teach him the best way to cultivate cerebral tissue?’ He swung an accusing finger towards another haemonculus. ‘Or you, Xactzer – weren’t you the one who taught him the art of mass bio-replication?’ The finger twitched to the left. ‘And you, Margilias… what sweet nothings did he whisper in your ear to convince you to give up your secrets concerning increased dermal elasticity?’
More murmurs at this, but the tone was not jeering this time. Olean der read concern on the sea of alien faces. Those that had faces, at least. Especially those Hexachires had called out by name.
Hexachires looked around. ‘We are philanthropists, brothers and sisters. And not for the first time, our good nature has been taken advantage of.’ He slapped the lectern. ‘The other covens – they see this, and they whisper. They whisper that we are weak. And we are. What is kindness but weakness, after all?’
He paused, letting the silence build. He leaned over the lectern. ‘That is why I sought him out, this perfidious monkeigh. For us. For you. As master, it was my responsibility.’ He tore at his coat, the picture of mournful regret. ‘My duty.’
He hunched forward, flesh-mask writhing. Oleander wondered if those were actual tears glistening in the rubbery folds.
Diomone spoke up. She stood high on a back bench, surrounded by supporters. ‘As our leader, you were supposed to handle the matter. Instead, you allowed the mon-keigh to escape.’
‘Lest you forget, dear Diomone, you were with me there. And you, Arcuryate. Resthemenes. Elishia. Four of your number accompanied me and none foresaw our quarry’s escape. He is clever – I warned you. Too clever to continue playing these silly games with.’ Hexachires sighed loudly and shook his head. ‘I admit it – I made an error in judgement. I was gripped by hubris. But no more.’ He leaned over the lectern. ‘The strength of this synod has always rested in its unity. Together, we have made wonders. Let us make one more.’
Hexachires turned, looking down on the attentive faces of his coven. ‘No more games. No more petty butchery. Our pride is at stake, brothers and sisters. He spat on us and cast aside our friendship. I will not have it.’ He brought his fists down on the lectern. ‘I will not have it!’ He loomed over them. ‘We will make all Commorragh tremble with our cruelty. We will make such an example of Fabius Bile as to make the stars themselves weep.’
The histrionics had the desired effect. Haemonculi rose from their benches and applauded in polite frenzy. Some, like Diomone, frowned and did not clap. But neither did they argue.
One of the most impressive Fabius' feats: gaining their knowledge, leaving Commorragh and escaping their wrath until that point, forcing Hexachires to ask all of his coven to join the hunt. Also one of the instances of drukhari showing strange fondness of humans.