u/CaptainDifferent9100

There's technically nothing preventing Jerry from throwing a blank check to Kirby Smart or someone with a real pedigree to get us a real HC.

It's me being delusional, and 30 years tells us Jerry doesn't give a fuck about not winning his way, but just imagine if we at least saw a full-send on getting a top-tier coach. THERE IS NO SALARY CAP ON COACHES!!! Damn you, Jerry!

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u/CaptainDifferent9100 — 18 days ago

Love y'all fellow TOLOs. If Jerry has any stones left, Coach Schotty gets left at the Favela today.

Coach Schotty is a pussy, there's a reason he's never been a HC. How do you answer the men in your locker room after not trusting your o line to run the football, or believe in dak and pickens to complete a red zone pass. Embarrassment of a coach. Fuck him, man. This is a core identify issue with the HC that will not change.

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u/CaptainDifferent9100 — 18 days ago

If this isn’t a troll job and Gavin genuinely believes this, can we fire him Tim Collin’s and hand the reigns over to the Nosebleeds?

Not being emotional about this, but choosing to die on the hill of hating on our future who is already one of the best defenders on our team is a bitch move. Not surprised coming from a bitch though in Gavin

u/CaptainDifferent9100 — 22 days ago

Really glad we traded Micah. Just so happy that fans were brainwashed to thinking he was the problem.

I’m on my knees in a Wal mart rn watching these bums play D

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u/CaptainDifferent9100 — 25 days ago

How much more do the Cowboys gotta do for Bobby to pick them over the Eagles? 😔

No more Mike, new DC, best player from the draft, year three guyton. like dam, man

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u/CaptainDifferent9100 — 1 month ago

Adam C, I respect the effort this past weekend. Someone gotta get fired for the Tyler Smith thing

fcking ridiculous that my ox, all-pro guard decides to do surgery less than a week out from game.

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u/CaptainDifferent9100 — 1 month ago

Broaddus and Gavin, y’all are fucking idiots

I don’t understand y‘all. I explain away gavin bc his brain is fcked from alcohol and he’s a Steelers fan, but Broaddus? you watch football tape during breakfast, while you shower, shit, sleep, and have sex. You’re gonna be this stupid about the best player on your board?

I do expect Downs to be a hall of famer bc of his intangibles and physical ability on the field. If none of that matters in the pre draft process, then you should just draft the best looking black dude like james Pierce jr.

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u/CaptainDifferent9100 — 2 months ago

I mess with Tommy boy, but dam these cowboy reporter interviews

I get it’s probably contracted with jerruh, but holy hell they are the most millktoast interviews ever. Nothing exciting, all sound dead inside, no new information, and Fck you Mickey

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u/CaptainDifferent9100 — 2 months ago

Yo Bobby, get off the millennial fence-riding shit and have your own takes you hoe

Listening to the pre game show right now. Have a take and chill with the “well, let me tell you what other people say.” Answer the question, hoe

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u/CaptainDifferent9100 — 2 months ago

Gavin, that’s some bs today at 6:30 pm

“5-12, tough schedule.” I know I just shit on Broaddus earlier but cmon man. We can’t have every wiz kid in the world and culture change then go 5-12 with my qb being healthy and say you believe in the guy. F outta here you Steelers fan. We won 7 games with the worst defense known to man.

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u/CaptainDifferent9100 — 2 months ago

This video from Bobby should be enough to trade for a real ILB

Bobby, great video and here’s why.

Two things I noticed: One, Downs beats Dmo to the gap. Two, and most importantly, look how Downs takes on the best guard in the league. Squared that ass up. Meanwhile, my bitch ass LB is throwing shoulder à la Mazi Smith and gets blown up by a fcking TE.

Not only is the best ability availability, but the Cowboys cannot have a guy with lower football IQ than Gavin Dawson being the Mike.

u/CaptainDifferent9100 — 2 months ago