Another week, another suspiciously large group of Redditors approaching milestones that probably shouldn’t be humanly possible.

The number of users getting close to Grass Toucher (800 days) this week is honestly kind of alarming. At this point we may need to investigate whether some of you have secretly replaced sleep with streak maintenance.

Meanwhile, the Basement Dweller (730 days) ranks continue growing like a hidden underground civilization that survives exclusively on notifications and daily check-ins.

And somehow this week’s list exploded to nearly 400 users. Normally these posts stay under 200, so either streak activity is growing fast or Redditors collectively decided that touching grass is overrated.

For anyone new to these posts:

• Users listed here are within 7 days or less of reaching their next milestone.
• If you want to be included here, please follow the instructions in this post.

Huge respect to everyone still keeping the streak alive. Whether you’re heading toward 30 days or 800, consistency is consistency.

Good luck everyone — and please remember to hydrate before returning to the basement.

And if you read this, be honest: how many of you have opened Reddit at 11:58 PM just to save the streak?

Sorry for the delay on this week’s milestone post. Life happens, and this week absolutely steamrolled me with work shifts.

That said, here are the Redditors getting dangerously close to some huge streak milestones. From the 20 Club all the way up to our Grass Touchers and Basement Dwellers, these people somehow refused to miss a day.

Congrats in advance to everyone featured this week 👏

And as always:

• Only users submitted to the leaderboard are included
• If your streak is missing, make sure to submit it through the pinned leaderboard post
• Timezones matter — double check yours in the settings ⚙️

Keep the grind alive.

This week is STACKED. From 10 days all the way up to 800… yes, 800, the board is looking ridiculous.

And before anything, two quick things you need to know:

Important

• To appear in this list, you MUST have submitted your streak to the leaderboard. If you’re not here, that’s probably why.
• Green background = milestone TODAY These are people hitting it right now (they weren’t included last week, so they get their moment here).

Situation at 700 days…

Houston, we have a problem.
No, seriously.

I had to put the 700 Club in a single image because there are just TOO MANY of you.

This is no longer a club.
This is a population.

At this rate:

• Reddit is going to run out of badges
• Half of you are about to become Basement Dwellers at the same time
• And I might need a bigger server just to render this post 💀

Real talk

Some of you are:

• Hitting 800 soon (???)
• Crossing 730 into Basement Dweller territory
• Speedrunning consistency like it’s a competitive sport

Meanwhile others are just starting… and honestly, that’s how it begins.

Let’s make this interactive

• If you’re on the list → say how many days you have left
• If you’re close → call your shot
• If you just hit one → flex a little, you earned it

And if you’re not here yet…
Next week is closer than you think.

Keep going. Don’t break now.