u/CerianicChaos

A nice sleep in, and then croissants and tea in bed. It only occurred to me later that it was a way of keeping me out of the way for a few hours so certain badgers could have peace and quiet...

u/CerianicChaos — 9 days ago

999 hates hearing from me...

"Which service...? Uh... Fire... No, ambulance! Oh, no, police! I... Oh, just send them all. My elephant escaped from the fridge, and now he's stuck in the toaster. Please hurry. He's already expanding..."

"Is that you, Miss LaRouche? Weren't you the one with a snake stuck in your venting array...? And you called an ambulance for Mr Dawson after the the windy slip incident...?"

u/CerianicChaos — 28 days ago

What other weapon does anyone need but a portable butterfly launcher? And I have the best minions...

u/CerianicChaos — 1 month ago

Throwing Owain under bus for not me mentioning the villain element in a previous prompt. Mostly because he wouldn't let me use Lady Gaga as a villain. So here's Cruella DeVille...

u/CerianicChaos — 2 months ago

Darlings, I present to you my latest design. I decided I needed bigger Butterflies...

u/CerianicChaos — 2 months ago

I've been banned from Sainsbury's so many times now, that they just do it out of habit these days...

u/CerianicChaos — 2 months ago

Velvet and I are playing dress up. It gives one an appetite. Anyone care for a warm treat...?

u/CerianicChaos — 2 months ago

Feeling Bacally. Might delete late... Er... Who am I kidding? Why would anyone delete it?? I'll add more! I have slightly better legs than Lauren anyway... 😘🍸💃

u/CerianicChaos — 2 months ago