Things That Are Perfectly Normal on a Mumbai Local and Absolutely Nowhere Else
Things nobody prepares you for before your first Mumbai local commute
— The train doesn't fully stop. You just... run.
— "Adjust karo" is both a request and a threat.
— People sleeping standing up with zero effort.
— The exact moment you realise you're going in the wrong direction and have already missed two stations.
— That one uncle who gets off at every station to let people through but somehow boards every time.
First-timers, what would you add? Regulars, what did you wish someone told you?