u/ChampionshipFront813

Until rule 47 i think all rules where official and after that it gets unclear. I left some space at the rules i dont know and ask you to help me collect them. Of course you can also correct false ones. I didnt include the spezifications but you can find a lot of rules here: https://tropedia.fandom.com/wiki/Rules_of_the_Internet

I maybe do the other ones after that and post all rules of the Internet together. So here is the List:

Im from Germany btw. (Rule 53)

Rule 0: Don't fuck with cats.
Rule 1: Do not talk about /b/.
Rule 2: Do NOT talk about /b/.
Rule 3: We are Anonymous.
Rule 4: We are legion.
Rule 5: Anonymous never forgives.
Rule 6: Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
Rule 7: Anonymous is still able to deliver.
Rule 8: There are no real rules about posting.
Rule 9: There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
Rule 10: If you enjoy any rival sites, DON'T.
Rule 11: All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored. Rule
Rule 12: Anything you say can and will be used against you.
Rule 13: Anything you say can and will be turned into something else.
Rule 14: Do not argue with trolls—it means they win.
Rule 15: The harder you try, the harder you will fail.
Rule 16: If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
Rule 17: Every win fails eventually.
Rule 18: Everything that can be labeled, can be hated.
Rule 19: The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
Rule 20: Nothing is to be taken seriously.
Rule 21: Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old.
Rule 22: Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
Rule 23: Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
Rule 24: Every post is always a repost of a repost.
Rule 25: Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
Rule 26: Any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated.
Rule 27: Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason. Rule 28: Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man.
Rule 29: On the internet all women are men and all kids are FBI agents.
Rule 30: Girls do not exist on the internet.
Rule 31: Tits or GTFO—the choice is yours.
Rule 32: You must have pictures to prove your statements.
Rule 33: Lurk more—it's never enough.
Rule 34: If it exists, there is Porn of it.
Rule 35: If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made.
Rule 36: There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
Rule 37: You cannot divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
Rule 38: No real limits of any kind apply here—not even the sky.
Rule 39: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
Rule 40: EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
Rule 41: Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris
Rule 42: Nothing Is Sacred.
Rule 43: The more beautiful and pure a thing is—the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
Rule 44: Even one positive comment about Japanese things makes you a weeaboo.
Rule 45: When one sees a lion, one must get in the car.
Rule 46: There is always furry porn of it.
Rule 47: The pool is always closed.

Addendum

Rule 48: The only good hentai is Yuri, that's how the internet works. Only exception may be Vanilla
Rule 49: No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish.
Rule 50: A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it.
Rule 51: Don't worry, there is probably a whole website devoted to whatever you are inquiring about. It definitely has its own wiki at the very least.
Rule 52: Chuck Norris is the exception, no exceptions
Rule 53: If a country is not specified in a post, it is expected that the poster/commenter is in the US because That is the center of the universe
Rule 56: If it exists, there is a Minecraft mod of it.
Rule 61: There is an aesthetic for everything
Rule 62: It has been cracked and pirated. You can find anything if you look long enough.
Rule 63: For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-ve And there is always porn of that character.
Rule 64: Doesn't matter what it is, there is always "LOOOOORRRREE!"
Rule 65: The longer the LORE around something is, the weirder it gets.
Rule 66: If it has lore, it also has lore from alternate timelines, especially if the main lore is copyrighted by a big power hungry corporation.
Rule 67: 90% of fanfiction is the stuff of nightmares
Rule 68: Everything has a fandom, everything.
Rule 69: Nice!
Rule 70: Do not talk about the 100M GET failure. Explanation
Rule 71: The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
Rule 72: If a song exists, there's a Megalovania version of it.
Rule 73: If it exists, someone's made a duck out of it
Rule 74: Rule ??? Is to remain untouched. If it is edited in any way... let’s just say, I hope you are ready for the internet demons
Rule 75: Rule 75 is a lie. OH SHI-
Rule 76: If there is a screen , ao3 will be seen
Rule 77: The internet makes you stupid
Rule 78: If something is popular, there’s brainrot of it
Rule 79: If something is popular, and there's no brainrot of it, it's coming soon.
Rule 80: Gore is always present on the internet. No exeptions
Rule 81: Wherever there is a screen, the lorax wiill see
Rule 82: VALVe does not make trillogys.
Rule 83: if any door, hole, portal, or room transition exists, it can lead to 8-3; FRAUD /// THIRD – DISINTEGRATION LOOP
Rule 84: Deltarune will ALWAYS be tomorrow
Rule 85: If it exists, there is a pony of it. No exeptions
Rule 86: If it exists, you can play Bad Apple on it. No exceptions.
Rule 87: If it exists there is a FNAF game about it.
Rule 88: 88 miles per hour! See Rule 1.21
Rule 90: Every anime sure have jojo referenced. No exceptions
Rule 91: There is always an equal-opposite on the internet. No exceptions.
Rule 92: If it exists, Mitski has made it.
Rule 93: If it exists, you can play DOOM on it. No exceptions.
Rule 94: Every person is Trans until proven otherwise.
Rule 96: PORTAL is becoming the new DOOM
Rule 97: The cake is a lie. No exceptions.
Role 98: A single typo can become the entire focus of a discussion.
Rule 99: Baldi hears every door you open.
Rule 100: If it exists, there is probably 100 of it.

Besser als Rind?

Help me collect the first 100 rules of the internet again and bring them together