My boss’ dog is the worst dog I’ve ever met.
Just to preface, I don’t like using the word “hate” for any animal. I think all animals deserve a degree of respect, especially animals that are purely instinctual and natural. Those that do have the highest intelligence. Dogs are just codependent, man-made, human parasites… they’re just the one animal I like the least out of any animal. I just think a good amount of them are dumb and nasty lol. SOME are actually acceptable, when well-trained, aren’t large and threatening, and give you space.
Now….
My boss’ dog is my fucking nightmare. I work with her every week. This dog is a CANE CORSO. 1 years old but practically the size of a small horse.
Firstly, cane corsos are an ugly breed. Look like sin - I’m sorry it’s true. Anyways, aside from this dog CONSTANTLY coming up to my office chair when I have food, shoving its ungodly sized face near my lap, slobbering puddles of nastiness, farting the most trifling hot garbage gas, it gets worse.
Over a month ago I tried to pick up papers that fell near him on the ground, he actually GROWLED and lunged at me. WTF?! My boss put him outside and apologized. “I don’t know why he did that!!” She says in dismay. Because, boss, Fido is a psychotic breed with zero “social” skills and a man-made killing machine.
Mind you, this dog jumps and tries to HUMP people ever so often, with its putrid, sickly rocket out. I’m a little girl in stature, I HATE DOGS JUMPING ON ME! I DESPISE huge dogs especially for this reason.
Today, I had an injury I was looking at on my hand, what does Fido decide to do randomly during my time of ill focus? JUMPING ON ME AND HUMPING ME!!!! Like nearly knocking me over. At this point I yelled and told it to get off and my boss detained it. He did this several more times throughout the time I was there. It was my turning point to write this. I’m so over this thing.
I have no idea where this story is going other than I actually think i can say that I hate this dog. He’s the most dangerous, foul canine I’ve ever met. I literally can’t even fathom why anyone would want something like that in their HOME or their life.